你今晚要问她? So you're asking her tonight?
是的有什么建议吗? Yeah. Any advice?
去做个大动作 Go for the grand gesture.
我以前经常做这种事 I used to do stuff like that all the time.
他从来没有做过那样的事 He never did anything like that.
这完全不是我的风格 It was totally out of character.
40000我有45吗? 40,000. Do I have 45?
事实上，大卫的求婚可能是他唯一一次给我惊喜 Actually, David's proposal was probably the only time he ever surprised me.
她上大学的四年我们都在约会 We dated all four years she was in college.
我获得了建筑硕士课程的名额，所以我肯定会留在芝加哥 I had a spot in the master's program for architecture, so I was definitely staying in Chicago.
然后突然间，我就得到了洛杉矶一家很棒的画廊的报价七万? Then out of nowhere, I get an offer from a great gallery in L.A. 70,000?
- 70- 70000 - 70. - 70,000.
毕业典礼的前一晚…她突然告诉我她要走了 So, the night before graduation... and she springs it on me she's leaving.
我冷静你知道，为她高兴 And I'm calm. You know, happy for her.
他完全吓坏了 He freaks out completely.
第二天早上，在毕业典礼上，我走到院长面前拿着我的毕业证，突然，大卫出现了，就在我旁边，单膝跪地 So, the next morning, at the ceremony, I'm up there walking towards the dean and my diploma, and suddenly, there's David, right next to me, down on one knee.
她开始哭 And she starts crying.
我很尴尬 I'm so embarrassed.
整个地方都爆发了 The whole place erupts.
每个人都在鼓掌和喊叫 Everybody's clapping and shouting.
除了她的父母他们认为她太年轻了 Except her parents. They thought she was too young.
他们认为我可以做得更好 They thought I could do better.
但谁会听父母的话呢? But who ever listens to their parents?
卖给了乔治亚棉花公司 Sold to Georgia Cotton.
长话短说，她没有搬去加州，一个月后，我们怀了莉莉 Long story short, she didn't move to California, and a month later, we were pregnant with Lily.
这是惊人的 That's amazing.
等等，多久以前? Wait, how long ago?
让我来算算 Uh, let me do the math.
3月7日，就是25年了 March 7th, it'll be 25 years.
难以置信，25年的婚姻 Incredible. 25 years of marriage.
哦,上帝我们不结婚了 Oh, God. We're not married.
上帝,没有 God, no.
五年后我们离婚了 We divorced five years later.
这不是你在电视上看到的那种和平离婚 And it's not one of those amicable divorces you see on TV.
我尽量不去同一个时区，但莉莉明天就要毕业了，所以我来了 I try not to be in the same time zone if I can help it, but Lily's graduating tomorrow, so here I am.
哇，那一定很尴尬 Wow, that's got to be awkward.
什么?不古老的历史 What? No. Ancient history.
哦,是的 Oh, yeah.
噩梦 Nightmare.
请结账 Check, please.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
-我包装 -你在打包工作 - I'm packing. - You're packing work.
不包工作 Don't pack work.
你为什么要打包工作? Why would you pack work?
因为假期很短，之后的生活很长 Because it's a short vacation and a very long life afterwards.
是啊，我一直在想这个问题，我真的不觉得"做个大人"这件事对我有用 Yeah, I've been thinking about that, and I really don't think this whole "being an adult" thing is gonna work out for me.
是啊，我也没得选 Yeah, well, I don't really have a choice.
嘿,妈妈 Hey, Mom.
我在蒸我的衣服，我在想我坐在哪里 So I'm just steaming my outfit, and I am wondering where I'm sitting.
这并不重要对我来说，我是说 Not that it matters. To me, I mean.
只是…我是说，这对我来说一点都不重要 Just... I mean, it doesn't matter to me at all.
那你为什么…哦,稍等这是爸爸 Then why did you... Oh, hang on. It's Dad.
嗨,爸爸妈妈在另一条线上 Hey, Dad. Mom's on the other line.
别替我问你好 Don't say hi from me.
你们不能坐在一起，好吗? You're not sitting together, okay?
你们分别站在礼堂的两边，礼堂有罗德岛那么大 You're on opposite sides of the auditorium, which is the size of Rhode Island.
这是最小的状态 That's the smallest state.
你承诺吗? So you promise?
没有刻薄的评论，没有争吵，没有消极的攻击? No mean comments, no arguing, no passive aggression?
侵略性攻击呢?是,好吗? What about aggressive aggression? Is that okay?
我爱你我爱你 I love you. I love you.
这将是难以忍受的一天 This is gonna be an unbearable day.
来吧 Come on.
我们和一个老男人握手，戴一顶愚蠢的帽子 We shake an old guy's hand and wear a dumb hat.
会出什么问题呢? What could possibly go wrong?
他们坐在一起 They're sitting together.
下午好 Good afternoon.
打扰一下我很抱歉我很抱歉 Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我谨代表普尔曼大学的全体教职员工…-大日子-是的 On behalf of the faculty and staff of Pullman University... - Big day. - Yeah.
我很荣幸地欢迎即将毕业的学生的父母、家人和朋友 It is my privilege to welcome the parents, family and friends of our graduating seniors.
你在跟我开玩笑吧 You got to be kidding me.
我猜这是我的座位，因为莉莉戴上牙套后你就没约过会了 Guess this is my seat, as you haven't had a date since Lily was in braces.
至少我约会的时候，年龄是合适的 At least when I do date, it's age-appropriate.
你不喜欢他只是因为他是法国人 You just don't like him because he's French.
我喜欢法国人 I like the French.
我喜欢他们的薯条和吐司 I like their fries, their toast.
我特别要求莉莉不要让我们坐在一起 -他们的芥末 I specifically asked Lily - not to seat us together. - Their mustard.
什么?你打电话给她吗?这太可悲了 What? You called her? That's so pathetic.
-嘘这是开始-别嘘我 - Shh. It's starting. - Don't shush me.
-嘘-别嘘我 - Shh. - Don't shush me.
废话不多说，现在开始点名吧 So, without further ado, let's begin the roll call.
巴特勒鹪鹩 Wren Butler.
是的! Yes!
Wrenny ! Wrenny!
原谅我 Excuse me.
-那是我的扶手-不，在中间 - That's my armrest. - No, it's in the middle.
哦，这太像你了 Oh, this is so like you.
-拿，拿，拿-这不是比喻 - Take, take, take. - It is not a metaphor.
这是一个扶手威尔逊张 It is an armrest. Wilson Chang.
请给我一半我要一半 Give me half, please. I would like half.
就给我一半 Just give me half.
你怎么了?我只要一半! What is wrong with you? I just want half!
莉莉棉花哦嘿 Lily Cotton. Oh. Hey.
-拍张照片-你拍张照片 - Take a picture. - You take a picture.
-我活在当下-你为什么要照片? - I'm in the moment. - Why do you need a picture?
-这样我就不会忘记那个时刻-啊 - So I don't forget the moment. - Ah.
爱你更爱你 Love you. Love you more.
-因此骄傲 -骄傲 - So proud. - Prouder.
最骄傲的最自豪的 The most proud. Proudest.
不能再骄傲了 Couldn't be more proud.
破裂 Bursting.
她鼻子长的像我 是的是的 She got my nose. Yeah. Yeah.
欢迎你,亲爱的爱你,莉莉 You're welcome, honey. Love you, Lily.
真不敢相信我的宝贝是个律师 I can't believe my baby's a lawyer.
你和我都是 You and me both.
大家能别吵了吗? Can everyone please stop shouting?
-谁在喊?-你又来了 - Who's shouting? - There you go again.
我们有些人可能喝多了7杯Jägerbombs昨晚 Some of us maybe had seven too many Jägerbombs last night.
只是多喝了一杯 Just one too many.
其他六个都是完美的 The other six were perfection.
嗯，去巴厘岛的飞行时间很长 Well, it's a long flight to Bali.
你可以在飞机上睡觉 You can sleep on the plane.
莉莉可以在飞机上工作 Lily can work on the plane.
上周她至少有90个小时的考试 She had at least 90 hours of exams in the last week.
在接下来的三个月里，她会在芝加哥的顶级律师事务所工作 Well, in the next three months, she starts at the top law firm in Chicago.
你不能带着晒黑的皮肤去参加枪战 You can't show up to a gunfight with a tan.
好了，她需要减压，你需要冷静 Okay, she needs to decompress, and you need to calm down.
你知道吗，在宇宙的历史上，让别人冷静下来从来没有让任何人冷静下来过? You know telling someone to calm down has literally never calmed anyone down in the history of the universe?
-我知道-你知道吗? - I know that. - You know that?
请听里面的声音 Inside voices, please.
我要拿内裤 I'm taking briefs.
我要带防晒霜我会没事的 I'm taking sunblock. I'll be fine.
你知道吗，就这一次，你可以支持我 You know, for once, you could back me up.
我可以，但那样我也错了 I could, but then I'd be wrong, too.
啊好了，我们该走了 Ugh. Okay, we should go.
哦你知道你做了什么吗?你把再见说砸了 Oh. Do you see what you did? You blew the goodbye.
-是我干的? -嗯 - I did that? - Uh-huh.
不只是他 再见 It wasn't just him. Bye.
-不只是我一个人-我爱你 - See, it wasn't just me. - I love you.
-嗨再见再见,爸爸 - Hey. Bye. - Bye, Dad.
大卫 -再见，再见，再见，再见，再见，再见，再见，再见 DAVID and-Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
再见，莉莉的爸爸妈妈 Bye, Lily's dad and mom.
因为我爸妈都不知道我要去 'Cause my dad and mom don't even know I'm going.
我爱你是安全的 I love you. Be safe.
做出正确的选择 Make good choices.
总是这样 Always.
很少 Rarely.
和她走了 And she's gone.
再也见不到你了 See you again never.
希望不是那么快 Hopefully not that soon.
♬你要去你想去的地方 ♪ You gotta go where you wanna go ♪
做你想做的事 ♪ And do what you wanna do ♪
♬和谁♬ ♪ With whoever ♪
你想和♬一起做 ♪ You wanna do it with ♪
你不明白 ♪ You don't understand ♪
像我这样的女孩会爱上 ♪ That a girl like me can love ♪
♪只是一个人♪ ♪ Just one man ♪
♬你要去你想去的地方 ♪ You gotta go where you wanna go ♪
做你想做的事 ♪ And do what you wanna do ♪
与谁♪……♪ ♪ With whoever... ♪
这个地方太不可思议了 This place is incredible.
我说我们就搬过来吧 I say we just move here.
我需要更多的防晒霜 I'd need more sunblock.
我建议我们考虑一下 I say we think about it.
我说我们真的，真的…等待 I say we really, seriously just... Wait.
船在哪里? Where's the boat?
哦,狗屎他们忘记了我们 Oh, shit. They forgot us.
不，不，不 Uh, no, no, no.
它很好 It's fine.
我们是游泳好手 We're good swimmers.
你觉得那有多远? How far do you think that is?
一英里? A mile?
一百英里? A hundred miles?
-谁能说得清? -好的 - Who can ever really tell? - Okay.
嗯,我们走吧来吧 Uh, let's go. Come on.
好的 Okay.
-莉莉? -什么? - Lily? - What?
如果我们没能成功，我也会像亲妹妹一样爱你 If we don't make it, I love you like a sister.
不要说话节省你的精力 Don't talk. Conserve your energy.
好的 Okay.
你恨你姐姐 You hate your sister.
是的我爱你就像一个人应该爱他的妹妹一样，如果他的妹妹不是一个十足的婊子 Yeah. I love you like how a person is supposed to love their sister, like, if their sister wasn't a total bitch.
嘿!嘿! Hey! Hey!
-嘿! -在这里! - Hey! - Over here!
-帮助我们! -这是我们!嘿! - Help us! - It's us! Hey!
-过来! -在这里! - Come over here! - Over here!
-你好吗?嘿! -帮助! - Hello? Hey! - Help!
看到了吗?会没事的 See? It's gonna be okay.
我只看到一个超性感的船夫 All I see is one superhot boat guy.
你游得太远了 You're a long way out for a swim.
船把我们给忘了 The boat forgot us.
他们怎么能忘了你? How could they forget about you?
这就是我要说的 That's what I'm saying.
小心 Careful.
有你我得到了你 Got you. I got you.
你没事吧? You okay?
是的 Yeah.
我是莉莉 I'm Lily.
很高兴见到你，莉莉 Well, pleased to meet you, Lily.
我是埃 I'm Gede.
喂? Hello?
需要帮忙吗? A little help down here?
♪哦，是啊，先别走 ♪ Oh, yeah, don't go yet ♪
♬还不要走 ♪ Don't go yet ♪
♪哦，是啊，先别走 ♪ Oh, yeah, don't go yet ♪
♬还不要走 ♪ Don't go yet ♪
♪哦，是啊，先别走 ♪ Oh, yeah, don't go yet ♪
♬还不要走 ♪ Don't go yet ♪
♬当我的夜晚属于你，你为什么要离开?♪ ♪ What you leavin' for when my night is yours? ♪
♪再多一点，还不走…♪ ♪ Just a little more, don't go yet... ♪
那么，当你不是为了活命而游泳的时候，你会做什么呢? So, what do you do when you're not swimming for your life?
我是一个律师 I'm a lawyer.
-哦-等我回家就好了 - Oh. - I will be when I get home.
-我刚大学毕业 -在这里 - I just graduated from college. - Here.
这是令人兴奋的 That's exciting.
你认为呢? You think?
不是吗? Don't you?
呃，我不知道我只是…我的意思是，我的一生，我都在朝着这个遥远的目标努力，而……现在我终于到了那里，我不禁想知道我是否…… Uh, I don't know. I just... I mean, my whole life, I've been working towards this, like, far-off thing on the horizon, and... now that I've finally gotten there, I can't help but wonder if I've...
计划一直都错了 had the plan wrong all along.
我不知道，但这…那太迟了 I don't know, but it's-it's... it's too late.
你知道，我不能不做，你知道吗? You know, I-I can't not do it, you know?
我不能让大家失望 I can't let everybody down.
你会让谁失望? Who would you be letting down?
比如，我父母 Well, uh, my parents, for one.
还有谁? Who else?
我想只有他们了 Uh, well, I guess just them.
我是说，你呢? I mean, what about you?
你的故事是什么? What's your story?
我是一名海藻农 I'm a seaweed farmer.
什么? What?
这句话我没怎么听过 That's a sentence I haven't heard a lot.
你和不该在一起的人在一起 Well, you've been spending time with the wrong people.
我父亲是一名海藻农，他的祖父也是 Uh, my father was a seaweed farmer, his father before him.
那他的父亲呢? And what about his father before him?
他是一个渔夫 He was a fisherman.
-嗯-他们不可能都是赢家 - Uh-huh. - They can't all be winners.
你为什么那样看着我? Why are you looking at me like that?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我只是,嗯……我有个疯狂的…我现在真的很想吻你 I just, um... I have this crazy... I just really want to kiss you right now.
但是别担心我不会突然就… But don't worry. I won't just, like, you know, suddenly...
♬贝塔帕喇嘛t'lah kau tinggalkan♬ ♪ Beta pa lama t'lah kau tinggalkan ♪
♬贝塔帕喇嘛考库尔都坎♬ ♪ Betapa lama kau kurindukan ♪
♪O-la-la O-la-la♪ ♪ O-la-la, o-la-la. ♪
水的温暖 The water's warm.
哦好的 Oh. Okay.
你来这有段时间了吗? You been out here for a while?
地板不是很舒服 The floor isn't that comfy.
我希望我能穿着泳衣去上班 I wish I went to work in a bathing suit.
这不是工作 This isn't work.
这是一个伙伴关系 It's a partnership.
和杜伊·达努，海洋女神 With Dewi Danu, the goddess of the sea.
我们所要做的就是了解她的潮汐和情绪…不向她扔塑料，不过度饲养，她会给我们美好的生活 All we have to do is understand her tides and moods... not throw plastic into her, not over-farm her, and she'll give us wonderful lives.
自然，上帝和人类 Nature, god and people.
平衡三者，你就有了和谐 Balance the three, and you have harmony.
我已经失去平衡了 I am so out of balance.
你可以在这里找到 You can find it here.
这是对我们社会中自由幻想的野蛮评论 It's a savage commentary on the illusion of freedom in our society.
但仔细观察，你会发现一种基本的同情心……我想是上下颠倒了 But look closer, and you'll divine a fundamental compassion that... I think it's upside down.
真的? Really?
我能失陪一下吗? Would you excuse me, please?
我工作,大卫我真的没有时间 I'm working, David. I really don't have time.
除非你在我们上次谈话后成为了肿瘤学家，否则你还有时间 Unless you became an oncologist since we last spoke, you got time.
你又来了，总是贬低我的工作 There you go, always diminishing what I do.
你所做的会削弱你所做的 What you do diminishes what you do.
-检查你的邮件-我检查过了 - Check your email. - I do check it.
-你屏蔽-莉莉给我们写信了 - You're blocked. - Lily wrote us.
不管这是什么，都是你的错 Whatever this is, it's your fault.
她什么? She what?
这是东大西洋576号航班，继续飞往巴厘岛登巴萨 This is East Atlantic flight 576 with continuing service to Denpasar, Bali.
感谢大家的耐心等待，我们欢迎洛杉矶的乘客登机 Thanks for everyone's patience as we welcome aboard our Los Angeles passengers.
要来点香槟吗? Can I get you some champagne?
-嗯请 -两个 - Hmm. - Two, please.
我只在坐飞机的时候喝酒 I only drink when I fly.
我是贝弗兰纳里 I'm Beth-Ann Flannery.
我喜欢和我的邻座交朋友，以防万一撞车了，这样他们更倾向于把我从残骸中拉出来 I like to befriend my seatmates in case we crash so they're more inclined to pull me from the wreckage.
我有两个孩子和一条狗…… I have two children and a dog...
好吧?好的 Okay? Okay.
对不起,女士 Excuse me, ma'am.
我想你的东西在我的座位上 I think your things are in my seat.
贝丝……哦,对不起 BETH... Oh, sorry.
哦,来吧 Oh, come on.
你在跟我开玩笑吧 You've got to be kidding me.
你说英语 You speak English.
你还在装意大利游客的样子吗? Oh, you're still doing the Italian tourist bit?
对不起,女士吗? Excuse me, ma'am?
我得换个地方坐 I need to sit somewhere else.
我很抱歉这是一个满员的航班 I'm sorry. It's a full flight.
我们曾经是夫妻 We used to be married.
我人生中最糟糕的19年 The worst 19 years of my life.
我们结婚才5年 We were only married for five.
我在计算复苏 I'm counting the recovery.
我不能坐在那里 I can't sit there.
我无能为力嗯…我和你交换，亲爱的 There's nothing I can do. Well... I'll swap with you, dear.
记住，万一我们下去了哦 Just remember, in case we go down. Oh.
贝丝……你欠我一个人情 BETH... Mm, you-you owe me one.
谢谢你！-我说过我会去接她的 Thank you. -I told you I was gonna go get her.
再过四天……我们的女儿要嫁给一个她在千里之外刚认识的人 In four days' time... Our daughter's gonna marry a guy she just met millions of miles from home.
不好意思，我的话说到一半打断了你的开头吗? Excuse me, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
她这是在放弃自己的事业 She's throwing her career away.
就像她妈妈一样 Just like her mother did.
所以我是唯一能阻止她的人 Which is why I'm the only one that can stop her.
-她不听他的-她听我的 - She doesn't listen to him. - She listens to me.
她回复你的邮件了吗? Oh, did she respond to your email?
是的 Yes.
她就在那儿 And there she is.
哦,我的上帝保罗 Oh, my God. Paul.
保罗? Paul?
-我知道你喜欢惊喜 -哦,嗯…我知道你喜欢 - I know you love a surprise. - Oh, uh... I know you do.
…看来有人升级了 Mm, mm, mm... Looks like someone upgraded.
她讨厌惊喜 She hates a surprise.
大卫你在这里做什么? David. What are you doing here?
我要飞往巴厘岛你在这里做什么? I'm flying to Bali. What are you doing here?
我要送你去巴厘岛 I'm flying you to Bali.
-我不能让她一个人走 -啊 - I couldn't let her go alone. - Ah.
所以我和一个朋友交换了航班 So I traded flights with a friend.
下个月我要指挥三趟长途运输去乌拉圭，但是…你为爱所做的一切，对吧? Got to captain three long hauls to Uruguay next month, but... the things you do for love, right?
-太甜蜜了 -我知道 - It's so sweet. - I know.
-嗯-真贴心 - Mm. - So sweet.
啊啊,是的我也是 Ah. Ah, oui. Me, too.
乔治亚-嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯，嗯 GEORGIA and-Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
哦,我的人的眼睛 Oh, my. Those eyes.
嗯你就不能穿着它游泳吗? Hmm. Couldn't you just swim in them?
它们是蓝色的大不了的我的袜子也是 They're blue. Big deal. So are my socks.
法国人是很好的情人 And Frenchmen make such great lovers.
那是他们自己造的谣言 That's a rumor they started about themselves.
继续告诉你自己吧 Oh, keep telling yourself that.
哈哈 Ha-ha.
哦!香槟 Oh! Champagne.
哦请给我两个 Oh. Two, please.
把瓶子留下 Just leave the bottle.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
宝贝，我不觉得他跟着你一起去会有什么帮助 Baby, I don't think that him tagging along on your trip is going to help.
好吧，这是一个性感的想法 Well, that's a hot take.
大卫上次帮忙是我们造莉莉的那晚 The last time David was actually helpful was the night we made Lily.
有一幅画我不太喜欢 There's an image I'm not crazy about.
活到老学到老 Mm. You live, you learn.
你升级 You upgrade.
不是你在开飞机吗，保罗? Aren't you supposed to be flying the plane, Paul?
至少不跟乘客亲热? At least not making out with the passengers?
就在乘客 Just this passenger.
唯一算数的 The only one that counts. Mm.
这对你来说完全是陌生的概念，但保罗把我放在第一位他支持我所做的一切 It's a totally foreign concept to you, but Paul puts me first. He supports everything I do.
那是因为她做的每件事都是完美的 That's because everything she does is perfect.
他是夸大 He's exaggerating.
是吗?是吗? Is he? Are you?
我真的不是 I'm really not.
-你当然是-如果你这么说的话 - Sure, you are. - If you say so.
好吧，只是有点乱流 Okay, it's just a little turbulence.
这架飞机实际上是为了在……请回到您的座位上 The plane is actually designed to right itself in... Please go back to your seats.
哦，这是我的房子，我的花园 Oh, it's my house, my garden.
我的房子 My house.
为什么我有这么多房子的照片? Why do I have so many pictures of my house?
哦,有查理他是我的狗 Oh, there's Charlie. He's my dog.
我说过他很老，身体不好吗? Did I mention he's very old and unwell?
贝丝·安，会没事的，真的 Beth-Ann, it's gonna be all right, really.
你是对的一切都会好的 You're right. It's going to be fine.
当然，你知道，这种事是难免的 These things happen, of course, you know.
飞行员不是魔术师 Pilots aren't magicians.
我们在上面的控制力有限 We-we only have so much control up there.
哦,当然人明白 Oh, of course. People understand that.
你他妈太差劲了! You're the fucking worst!
想杀我们还不错，混蛋! Nice try killing us, asshole!
也许你该走了，趁他们还没动手 Maybe you should go, before they get out the pitchforks.
你回来的时候我再找你，好吗?-是的 I'll see you when you get back here, okay? -Yeah.
好的 Okay.
-四天后见 -是的 - I'll see you in four days. - Yes.
别怪你自己了，保罗 Don't blame yourself, Paul.
这可能发生在任何不知道自己在做什么的人身上 It could happen to anybody who doesn't know what they're doing.
莉莉在哪里? Where's Lily?
我以为你收到她的邮件了 I thought you got her email.
她会下船来接我们 She's meeting us off the boat.
什么? What?
这是我见过的最不可思议的地方 This is the most incredible place I've ever seen.
你知道什么是不可思议的吗? You know what's incredible?
夏威夷，它在美国 Hawaii, and it's in America.
你从没去过夏威夷 You've never been to Hawaii.
你不知道我去过哪里 You don't know where I've been.
-你从没去过夏威夷 -啊 - You've never been to Hawaii. - Ah.
好的我们来谈谈计划 Okay. Let's talk game plan.
虽然这会让我们都很痛苦，但我们必须休战才能继续下去 As much as this will pain us both, we have to call a truce to make this work.
是的，我们必须步调一致 Yes, we have to be in lockstep.
-不吝啬 -没有争论 - No meanness. - No arguing.
-我们作为一个整体说话 -完全正确 - We speak as one. - Exactly right.
我们什么时候开始?-等我们见到莉莉之后 - When do we start? - Right after we see Lily.
我们告诉她婚礼取消了，然后带她回家 We tell her the wedding is off, and we'll bring her home.
当我们说"不"的时候 Well, you know whenever we say "don't"
对莉莉来说，她只听到了“做” to Lily, she just hears "do."
我建议我们百分百地支持她，支持她，爱她，这样才能骗她甩了西维德先生 I say we go in 100% there for her in all ways, just supportive and loving, and that's how we trick her into dumping Mr. Seaweed.
这很有趣现在，我在想特洛伊木马之类的东西 That's interesting. Now, I'm thinking about a Trojan horse sort of thing.
我们让她觉得我们对婚礼没意见，等我们进去了，让她自己结束婚礼 We make her think we're okay with the wedding, and then once we're in, we get her to end it herself.
这就是我刚才说的 That's literally what I just said.
我不记得任何特洛伊木马的事 I don't remember anything about a Trojan horse.
好了，你有计划了吗? Okay, so you got the plan?
我当然有这个计划这是我的计划 Of course I got the plan. It's my plan.
谢谢,伙计们 Thanks, fellas.
嘿 Hey.
-哦!嘿,家伙-嗨 - Oh! Hey, guys. - Hey.
-嗨你好 -嗨,爸爸 - Hey. Hi. - Hey, Dad.
-嗨嘿,你好-嗨 - Hi. Hey and hi. - Hi.
你们有约定在先杀了我之前不杀对方吗? So, did you make a pact to not murder each other until you murder me first?
哦,来吧没有人在谋杀任何人-不,没有 Oh, come on. Nobody is murdering anybody. -No, no.
我是说，当然，我们有一些问题 I mean, of course, we have some questions.
我们是你的父母 We are your parents.
我们都在你身边，亲爱的 We are here for you, my love.
-是的，我们步调一致 -是的正确的 - Yes, we're in lockstep. - Yes. Right.
好吧，因为我真的被你们要说的话吓坏了…特别是您,爸爸 Okay, 'cause I've been really freaked out about what you guys were gonna say... Especially you, Dad.
我打耳洞的时候你惊恐发作了 I mean, you had a panic attack when I pierced my ears.
-是的-这只是卫生问题 - Yes. - Well, it's just about hygiene.
我知道你有多想当律师它只是… -嗯…-我们只是…我们希望你幸福，亲爱的-是的 And I know how much you wanted the lawyer thing. It just... - Well... - Uh, we-we just... we want you - to be happy, honey. - Yeah.
哇好的 Wow. Okay.
-真是松了一口气 -好的 - That is such a relief. - All right.
哇 Wow.
-噢，兰尼，嗨 -嘿,鹪鹩 - Oh, Wrenny, hi. - Hey, Wren.
我不介意只是来支援的 Don't mind me. Just here for backup.
我们现在都没事了 We're all good now.
你们会喜欢这里的-你们也会喜欢格德的 -爱他 You guys are gonna love it here, - and you'll love Gede. - Love him.
埃?真是个好名字 Gede? That's a nice name.
-真的很不错-好了，别说了 - Really nice. - Okay, please stop.
等不及要听海藻养殖的故事了 Can't wait to hear all about seaweed farming.
你们确定没问题吗? Are you guys sure you're good with this?
因为你可以直接告诉我 'Cause you know you could just tell me.
你没必要搞什么特洛伊木马 You don't have to do a whole Trojan horse thing.
关注度高…为什么……什么是…-你… -什么? Wh-What... Why do... What-what's... - What-what-what do you... - A what?
-那是什么? -嗯? - What's that? - Hmm?
你不是跟我说过这个故事吗，妈妈? Didn't you tell me that story, Mom?
不，我告诉过你何珥木马……我跟你说过那个故事 No, I told you. The Trojan hor... I told you that story.
-Oy没关系-那是我我做了……没关系 - Oy. It doesn't matter. - That was me. I-I did... Doesn't matter.
我们都在你身边 We just are both here for you.
是的因循守旧 Yeah. Lockstep.
我不明白我们为什么不能直接去酒店 I don't see why we couldn't have gone straight to the hotel.
是啊，你几小时前就该来了 Yeah, well, you were supposed to be here hours ago.
-这不是他的错 -飞行员的错误 - It wasn't his fault. - Pilot error.
订婚派对现在开始了，所以…谁会去? The engagement party kind of starts now, so... Who's gonna be there?
亲密的家庭 Just close family.
好的 Okay.
该去散步了 Time for a walk.
等等,什么? Wait, what?
我们回到了巅峰 We get back on at the top.
跟这么多人在一起实在是不行 It just can't make it with all these people.
难以置信我要拿回我的4000 Unbelievable. I want my 4,000 whatevers back.
你知道这相当于四分之一，对吧? You know that's like a quarter, right?
妈妈，爸爸，这是格德 Mom, Dad, this is Gede.
Om swasti astu，爸爸Om swasti astu，我 Om swasti astu, Pa. Om swasti astu, Me.
Om swasti astu, Gede Om swasti astu, Gede.
嘿 Hey.
你学这个是为了让我难堪 You learned that to make me look bad.
你不需要我的帮助 You don't need my help there.
柯顿先生、柯顿夫人，欢迎你们到我的国家来，很快也会到我家来 Uh, Mr. and Mrs. Cotton, I welcome you to my country and soon to my home.
科顿夫人是他的母亲你可以叫我乔治亚 Mrs. Cotton is his mother. You can just call me Georgia.
哦如你所愿，乔治亚 Oh. As you wish, Georgia.
是的，我和科顿先生相处得很好 Yeah, I'm good with Mr. Cotton.
啊嗨,伙计们 Ah. Hi, guys.
雷恩走了 Well, there goes Wren.
再见,各位 Bye, guys.
乔治娅，我能载你一程吗? Uh, Georgia, perhaps I can give you a lift?
啊，我们开始吧是的 Ah, let's do it. Yeah.
再见看到你在那里 Bye. See you there.
他难道不神奇吗? Isn't he amazing?
除非他放下她 Only if he drops her.
-爸爸 -来吧我们走吧 - Dad. - Come on. Let's go.
这只是亲密的家庭? This is just close family?
不可思议的是…它们其实都很接近 And the incredible thing is... is that they're all actually close.
好的记住，进屋脱鞋，用右手吃饭，永远不要碰别人的头 Okay. Remember, shoes off inside, eat with your right hand, and never, ever touch anyone's head.
我为什么要摸别人的头? Why would I want to touch anyone's head?
嘿,家伙C先生 Hey, guys. Mr. C.
嗯? Hmm?
这是科曼，这些是他的纹身 This is Komang, and these are his tattoos.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
他不知道，但我们明天要一起吃早餐 He doesn't know it, but we're gonna be having breakfast tomorrow.
嘿 Hey.
她也来吃早餐吗? Is she coming to breakfast, too?
我需要一个这样的 I need to get one of those.
Putri Putri.
-嗨-他叫你什么? - Hey. - What did he call you?
它的意思是“女儿” It means "daughter."
你是我的女儿 You're my daughter.
我的女儿 My daughter.
哦 Oh.
从现在开始，我们共享她 From here on, we will share her.
我们会永远在一起…-是的-在牢不可破的家庭纽带中 We'll be united for all of time... - Yeah. - In the unbreakable bond of family.
-这是我们 -好的是的 - It's us. - Okay. Yeah.
你可以随时放手 You can let go anytime.
-好-是的 - Good. - Yeah.
把你的刀给我 Now give me your knife.
我的…我的刀吗? My... my knife?
把你的刀给我 Give me your knife.
我没带刀 I didn't bring a knife.
没有刀? No knife?
我没带刀 I didn't bring a knife.
-没有刀吗? -不,不 - No knife? - No, no.
好的 Okay.
-没有问题 -哇 - No problem. - Wow.
巴厘岛的习俗是，在见面时，两位父亲必须深深地割进自己的前臂，并互相涂抹对方的鲜血 It is a Balinese custom that upon meeting, the two fathers must cut deeply into their forearms and each smear the other blood.
你真该看看你的脸 You should really see your face.
嘿,家伙 Hey, guys.
-给我一些-嗨 - Give me some. - Hi.
是的嗷，嗷，嗷，嗷! Yeah. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
令人惊奇的是，有这么一个大家庭，总有值得庆祝的事情 What's amazing is, with such a big family, there's always something to celebrate.
但如果没有，他们就会庆祝这是一个大家庭 But if not, they just celebrate that it's a big family.
好吧，我得庆祝我知道了一些名字，因为要记住的人太多了 All right, well, I need to celebrate learning some names, because there's just too many people to remember.
是的我做了一个电子表格 Yeah. I did make a spreadsheet.
大部分我都没拿到我通常只是经常微笑 I haven't gotten most of them. I usually just smile a lot.
哦，你在厨房这是新的 Oh, you're in the kitchen. That's new.
莉莉Meme Lily. Meme.
哦! Oh!
妈妈，爸爸，这是Gede的妈妈Suli，还有他的妹妹Losi -哦 Mom, Dad, this is Gede's mother Suli - and his sister Losi. - Oh.
洛西接受的医生培训… Losi's training to be a doctor... Mm.
太棒了你好很高兴认识你 Fantastic. Hi. Nice to meet you.
是的 Yeah.
她说,“欢迎” She says, "Welcome."
哦 Oh.
孩子们早上上学前在这里踢足球 The kids play football out here in the morning before school. Mm.
欢迎你加入 You'd be welcome to join in.
不是我的游戏我不会指望的 Not my game. I wouldn't count on it.
你是怎么养殖海藻的? How do you farm the seaweed?
-啊我们用网 - Ah. Uh, we use nets. - Mm.
幼苗被绑在单丝线上，五周后，我们把它们带进来 Uh, seedlings are tied to monofilament lines, then five weeks later, we bring them in.
一个分配器会把它冻结，然后运出去 A distributor flash-freezes it and ships it out.
运到哪里? Ships it to where?
过去主要是日本 It used to be mainly Japan.
现在全世界都是这样 Now all over the world.
我们刚和全食超市签了协议，所以我们就在你家附近 Uh, we just signed a deal with Whole Foods, so we're around your street corner.
嗯 Hmm.
他说你很漂亮 He says you are very beautiful.
哦帮我向他说声谢谢 Oh. Well, um, tell him I said thank you.
现在他说你让他想起了一匹漂亮的马 And now he is saying you remind him of a very attractive horse.
哦 Oh.
-真的吗?-这不可能 - Really? - That can't be right.
不,他……他说的是马 No, he... he did mean horse.
哦 Oh.
嗯 Hmm.
哦 Oh.
-棉花先生吗? -嗯? - Mr. Cotton? - Hmm?
我必须告诉你，我非常爱你的女儿 I must tell you, I love your daughter very much.
我不怪你 I don't blame you.
我很欣赏这一切发生得如此之快，你和乔治娅必须对此警觉起来 And I appreciate that it's happening really fast, and you and Georgia must be alarmed by that.
你们俩看起来很般配 Well, you two seem good together.
莉莉喜欢巴厘岛 Lily loves Bali.
我能想象她在这里会开心一阵子 I can see her being happy here for a while.
一会儿吗? For a while?
没有什么是永恒的 Well, nothing lasts forever.
婚姻应该如此 Marriage is supposed to.
我也是这么想的直到我坐在乔治亚对面和一群律师一起分我们的东西 That's what I thought till I was sitting across from Georgia with a bunch of lawyers dividing up our stuff.
所以,享受这个 So, enjoy this.
直到莉莉结束这段感情，她一定会的因为她野心勃勃，好奇心无穷无尽 Right up until the minute that Lily ends it, which she will because she's ambitious and she's endlessly curious.
虽然这个岛很美，你看起来也很可爱，但最终，光靠这些是不够的 And as beautiful as this island is, and as pleasant as you seem to be, ultimately, it's just not gonna be enough.
一点建议:不要生孩子 Bit of advice: Don't have kids.
当她吃了这些药回到美国的时候情况就更复杂了 Makes it much more complicated when she takes them and she goes back to the States.
我饿了你饿了吗? I'm hungry. You hungry?
是啊，我们去吃点东西吧 Yeah, let's get something to eat.
我们去吃点东西吧 Let's get some food.
今天，为了向我们尊贵的客人表示敬意，我用英语和你们讲话 Today, in honor of our guests of distinction, I speak to you English.
我很确定你吃完整头猪不会得到任何奖励 I'm pretty sure you don't win anything for finishing the whole pig.
保罗真是个幸运的家伙 Paul's such a lucky guy.
所有的审判都是他自己的 All that judgment all to himself.
苏丽和我用爱与和平欢迎所有的朋友和家人来到我们家 Suli and I welcome with love and peace all friends and family into our home.
不久也将成为格德和莉莉的家 Soon also to be the home of Gede and Lily.
-或者不是-我们是多么的骄傲…Gede正在重新考虑 - Or not. - And how proud we are... Gede is having second thoughts.
我看到你们两个了发生了什么事? I saw the two of you. What happened?
我启动了第二阶段 I initiated phase two.
我们摆脱了特洛伊木马我们开始杀人 We get out of the Trojan horse. We start killing people.
我们离第二阶段还远着呢 We are nowhere near phase two.
也许你在另一个派对上，但在我看来，我们将会继承150个新姻亲 Maybe you're at a different party, but from where I'm sitting, we're about to inherit 150 new in-laws.
哦,上帝你总是用自己的方式看问题 Oh, God. You only ever see things your own way.
每个人都只以自己的方式看待事物 Everybody only ever sees anything their own way.
这就解释了你为什么离开我和莉莉 Explains why you walked out on me and Lily.
我没有抛弃莉莉 I didn't walk out on Lily.
Desa,卡拉,智利 Desa, kala, patra.
对于婚姻来说，它必须是正确的地方 For marriage, it must to be right place.
它必须是正确的时间 It must to be the right time.
它必须是正确的环境 It must to be the right circumstance.
我希望有人能给我们解释一下 I wish someone had have explained that to us.
我们三分之一 We were oh for three.
-三个一个 -嗯? - One for three. - Hmm?
三 One for three.
错误的环境，错误的时间 Wrong circumstance, wrong time.
正确的地方 Right place.
在湖边 By the lake.
所以我宣布，按照艾达·阿纳克·林格尔的建议，格德将在四天后与莉莉结婚 So I announce that Gede will marry Lily in four days' time, as suggested by Ida Anak Lingsir.
我孩子的母亲，你同意吗? Mother of my children, do you agree?
她祝福你，从今以后永远 She gives her blessing, for now and for always.
大卫? And, David?
格鲁吉亚?你同意吗? Georgia? Do you agree?
是的，我们祝福你 Um, y-yes, we give our blessing.
-是的-是的，暂时是的 - Yep. - Y-Yes, for now.
-永远 -永远 - And always. - And always.
太好了,太好了正确的 Great, great. Right.
这很好 That's good.
莉莉:很好 LILY That went great.
就好了 Just great.
绝对,它叫的 Absolutely, it did.
不能再好了 Could not have gone any better.
你和我爸在海边聊什么呢? What were you and my dad talking about by the beach?
海藻,主要是他有很多问题 Seaweed, mostly. He had a lot of questions.
他爱你 He loves you.
他们都做 They both do.
我是他们唯一能达成一致的人 Well, I'm the only thing they can ever agree on.
真的吗? Really?
很高兴知道 Good to know.
欢迎来到瓦鲁纳酒店 Welcome to the Hotel Waruna.
看到你们的笑脸真是太高兴了 It is a very great pleasure to see your smiling faces.
先生，您住221房间 You, sir, are in 221.
很好的房间 Really good room.
确保我离她很远 Make sure I'm a long way from her.
而你,夫人? And you, madam?
请走很远的路 A very long way, please.
222. 几乎一样好 222. Almost just as really good.
你还打鼾吗? Do you still snore?
你认识年纪越大打鼾越少的人吗? Do you know anybody that snores less when they get older?
我整晚都在听你说话，我会在更好的房间里说 I'm gonna be listening to you all night, I'm gonna do it from the better room.
你知道你以前练过空手道吗? You know you used to do sleep karate?
你会在床上跳来跳去，就像在攻击它 You'd fling yourself around the bed - like you were attacking it. - Mm.
我没有睡着 I wasn't asleep.
-我是在攻击你-给你 - I was attacking you. - There you go.
试着把鼾声关小一点 Try to keep the snoring down.
我有鼻贴 I have a nasal strip.
你还是一个人，这是个谜 It's a mystery you're still alone.
能再给我来一杯吗? Can I get another one of these?
他点什么，我就来两杯 I'll have two of whatever he's having.
你好,鹪鹩你在这里做什么? Hello, Wren. What are you doing here?
不像你女儿，我从来不是那种"泥地茅屋"的女孩 Unlike your daughter, I've never been a "thatched hut with a dirt floor" kind of gal.
-我这里有个布置得很好的扫帚间-干得好 - Mm. - I've got a nicely appointed - broom closet here. - Good for you.
你知道吗，整出这破事都怪你 You know, I blame you for this whole shit show.
你是这么想的? That's what you think of it?
你不? You don't?
莉莉的快乐 Lily's happy.
四年来，我一直看着她在大学里自虐，我很乐意看到这一幕 And after four years of watching her beat herself up at college, I love to see that.
我想你也会的 I thought you might, too.
嘿，听着，开心很好 Hey, look, happy is great.
莉莉的快乐是最伟大的 Lily happy is the greatest of all.
只是……当你为人父母时，会发生一件奇怪的事情 It's just that... a weird thing happens when you become a parent.
当你的孩子情绪低落，他们痛苦不堪时，你会死的 When your kid is down, when they're in pain, it kills you.
但当它们升起，当事情进展顺利时，你才会真正害怕 But when they're up, when things are going great, that's when you get really scared.
因为你不希望它改变，你知道它会改变 Because you don't want it to change, and you know it will.
它总是吗? Does it always?
莉莉的从来没有说过……你和C夫人怎么了? Lily's never said... What happened with you and Mrs. C?
每段关系中都会发生同样的事情 Same thing that happens in every relationship.
刚开始的时候，一切都是虚幻的 When it started out, it was unreal.
然后就变成了现实 Then it got real.
我们以前常骑自行车去湖边的这个地方 We used to bike out to this place by the lake.
你知道，读书，吃饭，做什么都行 You know, read, eat, whatever.
然后有一天，我看到那个地方，那个地方要出售 And then one day, I saw that that place, that spot was for sale.
那时我们还年轻我们一无所有 Now, we were young. We had nothing.
但我说:“总有一天我们应该住在这里” But I said, "Someday we should live here."
然后她说，声音里带着微笑……“为什么要等?为什么要把好东西留到以后呢? And then she said, with that smile in her voice... "Why wait? Why save the good stuff for later?
难道我们不应该在这过程中得到一些好东西吗?” Don't we deserve some good stuff along the way?"
啊，她是对的 Ah, she was right.
偶尔会发生 Which happens occasionally.
嗯…我们攒钱，拼抢，然后你知道，我在完美的地方盖了一座完美的房子 Uh... we saved and we scrambled, and next thing you know, I'm building the perfect house in the perfect spot.
所以，我很忙我在工作，还我们的债 So, I was busy. I was working, paying off our debt.
我累了她累了 I was tired. She was tired.
然后，很快，我们就感觉根本不像结婚了 Then, pretty soon, it didn't feel like we were married at all.
只是觉得我们…和一个以前约会过的人一起办日托营 Just felt like we were... running a day care camp with someone we used to go out with.
我们狙击，我们打架，我们互相诋毁，我想，如果我能让她进那所房子，一切就都好了 We were sniping, we were fighting, we were tearing each other down, and I thought, if I could just get her in that house, it'd fix everything.
让一切都好 Make everything okay.
一天晚上，我接到住在湖对面的人打来的电话 So, one night, I get a call from the people who lived across the lake.
他们说他们看到了这些火焰 They said they'd seen these flames.
我到那里的时候，那里已经变成灰烬了 By the time I got there, it was just ash.
三周后，我们就完成了 Three weeks later, we were done.
在一个房子吗? Over a house?
看起来远不止这些 Seemed like a lot more than that.
晚安,鹪鹩 Good night, Wren.
嘿，看来我撑不到婚礼那天早上了 PAUL Hey, it's looking like I'm not gonna make it till the morning of the wedding.
我很抱歉，宝贝 I-I'm so sorry, baby.
-莉莉怎么样?-疯狂地爱着 - How's Lily? - Crazy in love.
-太棒了 -这是可怕的 - That's fantastic. - It's terrible.
我完全同意她犯了一个错误 I couldn't agree more. She's making a mistake.
现在有了某种仪式 And now there's some kind of ceremony.
格德和莉莉交换戒指这是一个整体 Gede and Lily exchange rings. It's a whole thing.
他们不在婚礼上做戒指吗? They're not doing the rings at the wedding?
不会有婚礼的 There's not gonna be a wedding.
我不会让她把自己的生活浪费在一个住在世界上最美丽地方的超级帅哥身上 I won't let her throw her life away on some insanely handsome guy who happens to live in the most beautiful place on Earth.
是的，我知道这听起来很奇怪，但我还是对的 And yes, I do know how that sounds, but I'm still right.
你总是对的，宝贝 You're always right, baby.
-我们有行动了 -哦我真的不是 - We got action. - Oh. I'm really not.
-我得走了 -呃,呃… - Got to go. - Uh, uh...
-跟我说话 -好的 - Talk to me. - All right.
这对幸福的情侣就要站在那里了 The happy couple's about to stand up there.
拿戒指的人带着戴帽子的人祝福过的两枚戒指让他们交换，但如果他们不这样做，就会打乱整个“正确的地点，正确的时间，正确的事情” The ring bearer brings two rings that have been blessed by the hat guy for them to exchange, but if they don't, it messes with the whole "right place, right time, right whatever."
-那我们就偷戒指-我正要这么说呢 - So we steal the rings. - I was about to say that.
但你没有，所以这是我的主意 But you didn't, so it's my idea.
好吧，拿戒指的人是格德的表弟 Okay, well, the ring bearer is Gede's cousin.
为什么是我? Why me?
棘手的事一直是你的强项 Well, the hard stuff was always your thing.
我的工作是倒垃圾和从高架子上拿东西 My thing was taking out the garbage and getting things off of high shelves.
没有那么高，真的奉承是没用的 Not that high, really. And flattery won't work.
-但你还是会这么做的 -为什么? - Ah, but you'll do it anyway. - Why?
因为这是你的主意 Because it was your idea.
嘿,伙计们 Hey, guys.
你和我们玩追逐游戏吗? You play chasing game with us?
我能先给你看样东西吗? Can I show you something first?
让我给你看样东西 Let me show you something.
因为，我来自美国，在美国，我们吃香蕉有点不一样 'Cause, see, I'm from America, and in America, we eat bananas a little differently.
我们在剥之前先把它们切片 We slice them before we peel them.
不是真的! Not true!
完全正确的 Totally true.
来，我指给你看到这里来 Uh, here, I'll show you. Come here.
过来坐上来 Come sit up here.
好的看到这个香蕉了吗? All right. See this banana?
完全正常,对吧? Totally normal-looking, right?
-它不是从外面切开的,而不是减少 - It's not cut on the outside. - Not cut.
好吧，我想让你拿着它……来，把你的包放下 All right, so I want you to take it... Here, put your bag down.
你要把它剥了 You're gonna take it and peel it.
就是这么做的 That's how it's done.
所以，我们将互赠的戒指已经在Pura Ulun Danu Batur的圣水中得到了祝福 So, the rings that we'll give each other have been blessed in the sacred water of Pura Ulun Danu Batur.
我做困难的事 I do the hard stuff.
真不敢相信他们中了香蕉的圈套 Can't believe they fell for the banana trick.
你还没搞清楚，真是要命 -啊……也许我们可以给你看看 Really kills you that you haven't figured it out. -Ah... Maybe we'll show them to you.
赖爷拿着呢Ketut吗? Uh, Ketut has them. Ketut?
我们开始吧 Here we go.
嘿 Hey.
你能给我们看看戒指吗?是吗? Can you show us the rings? Yeah?
嗯戒指在哪里? Hmm. Where are the rings?
-里面什么都没有 -嘘 - There's nothing in there. - Shh.
它是空的 It's empty.
这是一去不复返了好的 It's gone. Okay.
Losi ! Losi!
他在说什么? What is he saying?
-我没在听 -酷 - I-I wasn't listening. - Cool.
"我们必须拿到戒指" Uh, "We have to have the rings"
只要情况合适” for the circumstances to be right."
是的嗯 Yeah. Hmm.
现在没人知道该怎么办 Now no one knows what to do.
赖爷在哭 And Ketut is crying.
哦 Aw.
亲爱的，没事的告诉她会没事的 Hey, sweetie, it's okay. Tell her it's gonna be okay.
不会没事的 It's not gonna be okay.
听着，如果我们没有戒指，我们就不能… Look, if we don't have the rings, then we can't...
你是对的这不是问题 You're right. It's not a problem.
-我们会找到其他戒指的-是的 - We'll find other rings. - Yeah.
你听到了吗?它很好 Did you hear that? It's fine.
改天再做吧没关系 We'll just do it another day. It's okay.
它们看起来怎么样? How do they look?
我要做伸展运动 I'll do the stretch thing.
经典的 The classic.
失望 Disappointed.
-这很好 -是吗? - That's good. - Is it?
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
我是说我们的女儿看起来就像她的狗刚死了一样 I mean our daughter looks like her dog just died.
我不知道我是否对此感觉良好-哦 I don't know if I feel great about that. -Oh.
我们接近那里 We're nearly there.
在哪里? Where?
你会看到 You'll see.
我想他知道 I think he knows.
他不知道 He doesn't know.
好的 Okay.
-他们来了吗? -它们在这里 - Are they here? - They're here.
这里是谁? Who's here?
海豚 Dolphins.
你在开玩笑吧? Are you kidding?
它变得更好 It gets better.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
啊，别害怕，科顿先生 Ah, don't be afraid, Mr. Cotton.
我不害怕 I'm not afraid.
- GEORGIA你是-不，我没有 - GEORGIA You are. - No, I'm not.
我不害怕 I'm not afraid.
嘿什么是你…天啊，这太棒了 Hey. What are you... Oh, my God, this is amazing.
妈妈 Mom.
你确定它们不是鲨鱼吗? Hey, are you sure they're not sharks?
他们不是鲨鱼 They're not sharks.
他们可能在和鲨鱼合作，你知道的，来抓我们哦,爸爸 They might be working with the sharks, you know, to get us. Oh, Dad.
不要错过来吧进去 Don't miss out. Come on. Get in.
别这样，别胆怯不要错过 Come on, don't be a chicken. Don't miss out.
我不是胆小鬼来吧,鸡 I'm not a chicken. Come on, chicken.
哦,阻止它 Oh, stop it.
你年纪大了就变成胆小鬼了 You've turned chicken in your old age.
-来吧，大卫 -我是鸡吗?哦,鸡吗? - Come on, David. - I'm chicken? Oh, chicken?
我给你看鸡肉给你鸡 I'll show you chicken. Show you chicken.
我去我们走吧 I'll go. Let's go.
哦 Ooh.
真不敢相信我被海豚咬了 I can't believe I got bit by a dolphin.
你是擦伤了 You were grazed.
这种情况以前从未发生过是的 This has never happened before. Yeah.
爸爸? Dad?
爸爸,爸爸小心他! Dad, Dad. Be careful with him!
疼吗? Does it hurt?
我打赌是那个笑得很疯狂的人 I bet it was that crazy-looking one with the smile.
-所有海豚都会微笑-现在我们知道原因了 - All dolphins smile. - Now we know why.
-这不是Gede的错-是的 - It wasn't Gede's fault. - Yeah.
我们知道这些事情发生 We know. These things happen.
不，他只是说他们不知道 No, he did just say they don't.
乔治娅，你能压一下吗? Georgia, can you please apply pressure?
我去拿些绷带 I'm gonna go grab some bandages.
我们可不想让你失去腿 We wouldn't want you to lose your leg.
什么? What?
今天失去的东西已经够多了 Enough things have already been lost today.
哦,是的他知道 Oh, yeah. He knows.
-噢!你怎么了?-我这么做的时候疼吗? - Ow! What's wrong with you? - Does it hurt when I do that?
他说压力他说，“格鲁吉亚，压力”就好像我抬起头，发现我想要的一切就在我面前 He said pressure. He said, "Georgia, pressure." - - It's like I looked up and realized that everything I ever wanted was right in front of me.
是啊，我可以回去试着把它做好，但我知道，每一秒，我都在梦想着来到这里……和他在一起 Yeah, I could go back and try and make a go of it, but I just know that, every second, I'd be dreaming of being here... with him.
就像你常说的 You know, it's like you always say:
为什么要把好东西留到以后呢? Why save the good stuff for later?
是的,我做的 Yeah, I do.
我做的事 I do.
原谅我 Excuse me.
我想买这些 I'd like to get these.
你是游客,是吗? You're tourists, yes?
她的确是，但我现在住在这里 Oh, well, she is, but I live here now.
啊然后我们讨价还价哦 Ah. Then we haggle. Oh.
不，我们没必要讨价还价 Uh, no, we don't need to haggle.
给我一个合理的价格 Just give me a fair price.
游客喜欢我们砍价 Tourists like it when we haggle.
美国人喜欢做划算的交易 Americans like make good deals.
800000卢比吗? 800,000 rupiah?
好的 Okay.
不,不你说500000 No, no. You say 500,000.
就这样吧，妈妈 Just go with it, Mom.
嗯,500000 Um, 500,000.
请足够我杀死你 Enough, please. You're killing me.
七 Seven.
六个，否则我就走 Six, or I'm walking away.
我们一言为定 We have a deal.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我真是太感激你了，妈妈 I'm just so crazy grateful for you, Mom.
这是没有必要的 There's no need.
是的,有 Yes, there is.
这是我这辈子做过的最重大的决定 This is the biggest decision I've ever made in my life.
你跑了半个地球来支持我 You came halfway around the world to have my back.
你是一个非常善良的女人 You are a very kind woman.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我真的不是我… I'm really not. I...
我不知道这是什么，但我喜欢 I don't know what this is, but I like it.
是的，它叫martabak Yeah, it's called a martabak.
-Martabak ? - Martabak? - Mm.
听着，莉莉和我会去买其他戒指，但如果你把戒指还给我就更好了 Listen, um, Lily and I will get other rings, but it would be much better if you just give them back.
你在说什么?我没有你的戒指 What are you talking about? I don't have your rings.
我什么都没跟莉莉说，我也不会说的 I didn't say anything to Lily, and I won't.
但是，科顿先生，我需要你和乔治娅马上停下来 But, Mr. Cotton, I need you and Georgia to stop now, please.
你知道我怎么想吗?我觉得你什么都没跟莉莉说是因为你怕她有疑虑，如果你说了什么，她可能会听到你的疑虑，或者更糟， You know what I think? I think you didn't say anything to Lily because you're afraid she might be having doubts, and if you did say something, she might listen to those doubts, or worse than that,
-她可能会采取行动-我什么都没告诉莉莉，因为我知道让她知道她父母终于和好的真正原因会让她很伤心 - she might act on them. - I haven't told Lily anything because I know it would hurt her very much to know that the real reason her parents are finally getting along
是因为他们联合起来破坏她的感情 is because they're united to sabotage her relationship.
如果这里有人害怕，那就是你 If anyone here is afraid, it's you.
我不是来把你女儿从你身边抢走的 I'm not here to steal your daughter from you.
那是我最不愿意做的事 That's the last thing I want to do.
她不是比赛的胜负之分 She's not a competition to be won or lost.
听着,相信我 Look, trust me.
如果莉莉发现你们在做什么，你肯定会失去她 If Lily finds out what you two are really doing, you'll most certainly lose her then.
享受你的martabak Enjoy your martabak.
提醒我一下，特洛伊木马里的人是好人吗? Remind me, were the guys in the Trojan horse the good guys?
无论好坏，他们赢得了战争 Good or bad, they won the war.
这场战争到底是为了什么? And what was the war about exactly?
-别这样，乔治娅-你觉得我们错了吗? - Don't do this, Georgia. - Do you think we're wrong?
-我们没有错-我想我们可能错了 - We're not wrong. - I think we might be wrong.
还记得我们说好要一起做这件事吗? Remember when we agreed to do this together?
要步调一致? To be in lockstep?
是的，但那是在我们见到她之前…看到他们 Yeah, but that was before we saw her... saw them.
哦,你知道…哦,太棒了 Oh, you know... Oh, great.
经典你赢了 Classic. You win again.
-这是什么意思?-你知道吗? - What does that even mean? - You know what?
我每周有一天和莉莉在一起，每隔一个周末 I had Lily one day a week and every other weekend.
其他时间她都在你身边 You had her all the rest of the time.
她听你的，依赖你，而现在你却成了那个满足她一切要求的人 I mean, she listened to you, she relied on you, and now you get to be the one that gives her everything she wants.
我从没给过她想要的 I never get to give her what she wants.
是的，我在她身边 Yes, I was there for her.
制定规则，与之战斗 To make the rules, to fight with.
你很有趣，爸爸你会轻飘飘地进来，带她去她想去的地方，给她买任何她想要的东西，然后让她下车，然后开车离开-我不想那样 You were fun dad. You would breeze in, take her where she wanted to go, buy her anything she wanted, then drop her off - and drive away. - I didn't want that.
那你就不该走 Well, then you shouldn't have left.
-我必须这么做一切都结束了 -为什么? - I had to. It was over. - Why?
因为房子被烧毁了? Because the house burned down?
因为你不再爱我了 Because you didn't love me anymore.
你甚至都不喜欢我 Well, you didn't even like me.
你一点都不尊重我 You didn't have any respect for me.
你从来都不尊重我 You've never had any respect for me.
这太不真实了 That is so unbelievably untrue.
你求婚的时候，你是真的想结婚，还是不想让我接受洛杉矶的那份工作?-我想要快乐 When you proposed, did you really want to get married, or you just didn't want me to take - that job in L.A.? - I wanted to be happy.
-我想让你幸福-我现在很开心 - I wanted you to be happy. - Well, I am happy now.
很好我也一样 Good. So am I.
-好 -太棒了 - Good. - Great.
太好了 Great.
-嗨-嗨 - Hi. - Hey.
现在几点了? What time is it?
最好的时间 The best time.
你看起来不像在睡觉 You don't look like you were sleeping.
嗯，我睡前会保湿 Mm. I moisturize before bed.
好的好了，我们醒醒吧……哦 All right. Well, let's wake up... Oh.
这是怎么呢 What's going on?
-嗨-嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
好吧，我有个小任务要交给你们 Okay, um, I've got a little job for you guys.
来吧我们走吧 Come on. Let's go.
真不敢相信我们在外面 I can't believe we're out here.
你受了伤，我不确定你是否该这样 I'm not sure you should be, with your wound.
鲨鱼喜欢血 Sharks are drawn to blood.
她总是听你的 She listened to you always.
什么? What?
她仍然 She still does.
她从不需要让我像她想让你那样幸福 She never needed to make me as happy as she wanted to make you.
她只是……所以喜欢你 She's just... so like you.
我觉得她很像你 I think she's so like you.
我再告诉你一件事 Um, and I'll tell you something else.
我看着你的海藻堆，看着我的，然后…当然，这完全不是竞争，但如果这是…我会赢 I'm looking at your pile of seaweed and at mine, and... and, of course, it's totally not a competition, but if it was... I'd be winning.
还好这不是一场比赛 Good thing it's not a competition.
-嗯，这是件好事-是的 - Mm, it's a good thing. - Yeah.
嘿,嘿,温柔你应该温柔一点! Hey, hey, gentle. You're supposed to be gentle!
放开我，放开我，放开我!打扰一下啊! Get off me, get off, get off me! Excuse me. Aah!
那是我的那是我的 That's mine. That's mine.
啊!下车 Aah! Get off.
嘿! Hey!
下车下车!下车! Get off. Get off! Get off!
你在做什么?这是我的 What are you doing? That was mine.
这是我的你把我的 That was mine. You took mine.
-你能别说了吗? -离开 - Will you stop it? - Get off.
这越来越奇怪了 Well, this is getting weird.
这招很管用，直到失效 Well, that worked till it didn't.
他们有了新戒指 They got new rings.
谢谢你今早帮忙收庄稼 Thank you for helping with the harvest this morning.
谁赢了? Who won?
不，这不是一场比赛 No, it wasn't a competition.
你告诉她这不是比赛，对吧? You told her it wasn't a competition, right?
我就是这么说的 That is exactly what I said.
这个拥抱还有别的意思 The hug is about something else.
好的方面Metatah已经开始 Oke deh. Metatah is beginning.
-Metatah -什么? - Metatah. - What?
Metatah Metatah.
你和我是一伙的，对吧?同步? You're with me in this, right? Lockstep?
-因循守旧 -同步 - Lockstep. - In lockstep.
-当然 -好的 - Absolutely. - Okay.
这是怎么回事? How is this even a thing?
噢!他们认为，锉掉犬齿会让我们远离动物，从而远离导致不幸婚姻的品质 Ow! They believe that filing down the canine teeth takes us away from the animals, so away from qualities that lead to an unhappy marriage.
它夺走了咀嚼固体食物的能力 Takes away the ability to chew solid food, is what it does.
我认识一个人，他想娶一个犹太女人 I knew a guy who wanted to marry a Jewish woman.
不得不割包皮这是更糟 Had to get circumcised. This is worse.
不,那是更糟 No, that's worse.
哦，疼吗?嗯 Oh, did it hurt? Hmm.
我是说，真的有看上去那么糟吗? I mean, was it as bad as it looked?
这是非常痛苦的痛苦 It was very painful agony.
所以我们才来这里打麻醉剂 Which is why we're here for some anesthetic.
给你 Here you go.
烧酒 Arrack all around.
谢谢烧酒是什么? Thanks. What's arrack?
我不知道，但我上次来的时候，发现自己躺在树上嘴里含着沙子 I don't know, but last time I was here, I woke up in a tree with all this sand in my mouth.
哦 Oh.
这是当地的棕榈私酿烈酒心脏不好的人不行 It's a local palm moonshine. Not for the faint of heart.
-什么帮助?-给你 - Little help? - There you go.
哦 Ooh.
啊 Ugh.
没那么糟糕 It's not that bad.
说真的，C先生，小心黑客攻击 Seriously, Mr. C, beware the arrack attack.
哦，不，不，不这不是他第一次参加竞技比赛 Oh, no, no, no. This is not his first rodeo.
还记得我们在大学玩的啤酒桌球吗? Remember all the beer pong we played in college?
实际上辅修过你是难以置信的 Practically minored in it. You were unbelievable.
是啊，但你也有胆量 Well, yes, but you had game, too.
我有游戏 I did have game.
拥有它拥有它，成为它 Own it. Own it and be it.
你是勇士，伙计你是战士 You're the warrior, man. You are the warrior.
来吧在那里在那里 Come on. Get in there. Get in there.
是的,男孩是的,Shauny ! Yeah, boy. Yeah, Shauny!
大肖恩! Big Shaun!
该死的! Damn it!
好吧，那是啤酒桌球? Okay, so that's beer pong?
心脏不好的人不适合 It's not for the faint of heart.
哦 Oh.
我们走吧 Let's go.
是吗? Yeah?
两对夫妇吗? Couple against couple?
真的吗? Really?
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
她们不是啤酒烧酒 And-and not beer. Arrack.
-烧酒好,我们走吧 -哦 - Arrack. Fine, let's go. - Oh.
这不是个好主意 That's not a good idea.
设置很重要 The setup is important.
就是这样好吧 That's it. All right.
-给我练习一下 -好的 - Give me a practice. - All right.
好吧，你会需要的啊 Okay, you're gonna need it. Ugh.
好了，看着你爸爸 Okay, watch your dad.
练习只是一个练习繁荣 Practice. Just a practice. Boom.
繁荣 Boom.
等等，那是什么?哇 Wait, what was that? Whoa.
这是一个…我得伸展一下我得伸展一下 It's a... Uh, I got to stretch. I got to stretch.
坚持下去我得伸展一下我得伸展一下! Hang on. I got to stretch. I got to stretch!
-给我个机会-记住过去的日子 - Give me a chance. - Remember the old days.
旧的方式我明白了好了，开始吧 The old way. -I got it. All right, here we go.
-老办法来吧-没问题 - The old ways. Come on. - You got it.
能给这俩人买件更适合他们年龄的衣服吗? Uh, can we get something a little more age-appropriate for these two?
老派的东西? Something old-school?
焦点,真的不要搞砸了 Focus, really. Don't blow it.
-别搞砸了 -做好准备!和…坐下来!哇! - Don't blow it. - Get ready! And... Sit down! Whoo!
哦,不 Oh, no.
哦，不，不，不，不 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
哦,不,不爸爸 Oh, no, no. Dad.
-爸爸，别这样了 -哦,是的!哇! - Dad, please stop doing that. - Ooh, yeah! Whoo!
人看 People are looking.
繁荣!爸爸 Boom! Dad.
爸爸，别这样! Dad, stop doing that!
哦,我的上帝每个人的看 Oh, my God. Everybody's looking.
取消现在就取消吧 Call it off. Call it off right now.
求你了，取消吧 Please, call it off.
老式的动作 Old-school moves.
♬给我音乐，现在大家跳舞吧……♪ ♪ Give me the music, everybody dance now... ♪
-恐龙该死的!-我在祈祷有一颗小行星 - Dinosaur moves. Damn! - I am praying for an asteroid.
然后就像这样 ♪ Then it goes a little something like this ♪
哦,哇哇，哇，哇，哇，哇 Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
妈妈!妈妈,请停止 Mom! Mom, please stop.
看在你女儿的份上，别那么做了 For the sake of your daughter, stop doing that.
请不要那样做了请哦,我的上帝 Please stop doing that. Please. Oh, my God.
别问我，因为我不知道为什么 ♪ Don't ask me because I don't know why ♪
但事情就是这样，事情就是这样 ♪ But it's like that and that's the way it is ♪
世上的人都努力维持生计 ♪ People in the world try to make ends meet ♪
♬你试着乘坐汽车，火车，公共汽车或步行 ♪ You try to ride car, train, bus or feet ♪
♪我说过你要努力才能想要竞争 ♪ I said you got to work hard to want to compete ♪
♪就是这样♪ ♪ It's like that ♪
♬事情就是这样 ♪ And that's the way it is ♪
♪啊!♪ ♪ Huh! ♪
金钱是结束你所有痛苦的钥匙 ♪ Money is the key to end all your woes ♪
♬你的起起落落，你的高潮和低谷 ♪ Your ups and your downs, your highs and your lows ♪
♬你不会告诉我上一次是爱给你买了衣服吗?♪ ♪ Won't you tell me last time that love bought you clothes? ♪
♪就是这样♪哦耶! ♪ It's like that ♪ Ooh, yeah!
♬事情就是这样♪ ♪ And that's the way it is. ♪
好了，到了 Okay, this is it.
我得到了它你明白了 I got it. You got it.
-好的 -哪一个? - Okay. - Which one?
只有一个 There's only one.
-真的吗?-是的什么? - Really? - Yeah. What?
-我看到两个-哦,上帝 - I see two. - Oh, God.
-哦,是的啊哈啊… -好的 - Oh, yeah. Aha. Ah... - Okay.
他就在那里 There he goes.
坐下来! Sit down!
好吧,你不…你真的不必这么做 Okay, you don't... you really don't have to.
-你没必要-这就是真正的游戏 - You don't have to. - It's literally the game.
- chi城!chi城! -宝贝! - Chi-Town! Chi-Town! - Baby!
喝起来!喝起来! Drink it up! Drink it up!
你会吐的 You're gonna throw up.
是啊，但这酒是我家乡的 Yeah, but this drink is from my homeland.
这就像柠檬水这里 It's like lemonade. Here.
哦，他要倒下了 Oh, he's going down.
向下!他会失望! Going down! He's going down!
他会失望! He's going down!
♬加上我的妈妈和爸爸，我来下车♬ ♪ Plus my mom and my pops, I came to get down ♪
♬我是来下车的…♪ ♪ I came to get down... ♪
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
他们要去哪里? Where are they going?
-再见!-你要去哪里? - Bye! - Where are you going?
他们要去哪里? Where are they going?
♪跳起来，跳起来，再跳下去♪ ♪ Jump up, jump up and get down ♪
-♬跳，跳，跳，跳♬-♬大家都跳♬ - ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ - ♪ Everybody jump ♪
♪跳，跳，跳，跳♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump ♪
-♬跳，跳，跳，跳♬-♬大家都跳♬ - ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump ♪ - ♪ Everybody jump ♪
♬跳，跳，跳，跳♪ ♪ Jump, jump, jump, jump. ♪
我是overserved I was overserved.
我需要一些柠檬水和一些培根 I need some lemon water and some bacon.
我喜欢熏肉 I like bacon.
-你在我床上干什么?-你穿我的平角裤干什么?-你穿我的衬衫干什么? - What are you doing in my bed? - What are you doing in my boxers? -What are you doing in my shirt?
-把我的内裤还我-我的内裤呢? - Give me back my underwear. - Where are my underwear?
不在这里 Not here.
哦,感谢上帝 Oh, thank God.
不是真的我裸体 Not really. I'm naked.
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
-我们做了什么? -什么都没有 - What did we do? - Nothing.
-我们什么都没做-我们喝得太醉了 - We didn't do anything. - Oh, we were so drunk.
我想我现在还是我要尿尿 I think I still am. I got to pee.
不，别下床 No, don't get out of the bed.
-下体下体 -哦 - Nakedness. Nakedness. - Oh.
好吧，给我点衣服 All right, give me something to wear.
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
哦,耶稣 Oh, Jesus.
哦就是这样 Oh. That's what it was.
你昨晚去泳池裸泳了 You went skinny-dipping in the pool last night.
所以我们什么都没做 So we didn't do anything.
全世界的酒都不够喝 There's not enough alcohol in the world.
这些装不下 These aren't gonna fit.
他们是有弹性的相信我 They're stretchy. Trust me.
莉莉了 Lily again.
为什么我们的女儿爱我们? Why does our daughter love us?
-不能让她看到我们这样-没人能看到我们这样 - She can't see us like this. - No one can see us like this.
乔治亚州,我的爱这是保罗 Georgia, my love. That's Paul.
-什么?-那是我男朋友保罗 - What? - That's my boyfriend Paul.
你告诉他你不喜欢惊喜了吗? Did you tell him you don't like surprises?
哦,我的天啊他给我的惊喜太多了他给我的惊喜几乎都不算是惊喜了 Oh, my gosh. He surprises me so much it's almost not a surprise when he surprises me.
格鲁吉亚?是我这是保罗好的等待我…我偷偷摸摸分散他的注意力什么?什么? Georgia? It's me. It's Paul. Okay. Wait. I... I'm sneaking around. Distract him. What? What?
-分散他!-你分散他的注意力 - Distract him! - You distract him.
乔治娅，开门他妈的! Georgia, open the door. Fuck!
嗨,保罗 Hey, Paul.
大卫，我以为这是… -格鲁吉亚的房间吗?-是的 David, uh, I thought this was... - Georgia's room? - Yeah.
不，这是我的房间这是她的房间 No, it's my room. That's her room.
这是我的房间嗨,亲爱的我想我听到你说话了-你好 This is my room. Hi, sweetie. I thought I heard you. -Hi.
-在那个房间里-那是我的房间，这个房间 - In that room. - Which is my room, this room.
-但我以为那家伙说…-不，我们换了房间 - But I thought the guy said... - No, we changed rooms.
-这样这里就可以是我的房间了-这房间好多了 - So that this could be my room. - It's a much better room.
-是的 -哦,太棒了我能看看吗? - Yeah. - Oh, great. C-Can I see it?
是的,但首先……宝贝，你介意吗? Yes, but first... Oh, baby, do you mind?
你能帮我拿一大桶咖啡吗? Could you just get me a great big bucket of coffee?
是的,是的什么都给你 Yeah, yeah. Anything for you.
你一直在做瑜伽 You've been doing yoga.
不，我只是喜欢这条裤子 No, I just like the pants.
快，我们在换房间! Quick, we're changing rooms!
噢!大便噢! Ooh! Shit. Ooh!
好的哦 Okay. Ooh.
如果我犹豫一秒钟……这么说吧，有170个人很幸运我没有 If I had hesitated just one second... Well, let's just say there's 170 souls that are lucky I didn't.
和我 And me.
所以171吗?嘿 So 171? Hey.
-你们去哪了? -哦 - Where have you guys been? - Oh.
-你看到保罗在这里了吗?-他就站在我们旁边-计划是什么? - Did you see Paul's here? - He's literally standing - right next to us. - So, what's the plan?
我在想我们可以去努萨·佩尼达岛嗯 Uh, I was thinking we could visit the island of Nusa Penida. Hmm.
地球上看日落最好的地方 Best place on Earth to watch a sunset.
这听起来太棒了 That sounds great.
我在旅游指南上读到关于，参观塔纳洛特的寺庙? Now, I've been reading in the guidebooks about, uh, visiting the temple at Tanah Lot?
呃，我不认为那是…好吧，我去叫辆出租车，好吗? Uh, I don't think that's, uh... Okay, why don't I get us some cabs, okay?
给我们叫几辆出租车! Get us a couple cabs!
我觉得努萨·佩尼达更好 I think Nusa Penida would be better.
我们在塔娜洛特之后再去，好吗? We'll do that right after Tanah Lot, okay?
你好你知道塔娜·罗得在哪吗? Hi. Hey, do you know where Tanah Lot is?
这是一个寺庙是的 It's a temple. Yeah.
来吧，伙计们! Here we go, guys!
来吧!来吧! Come on! Come on!
你没事吧? You okay?
我们不应该在这里 We shouldn't be here.
为什么? Why?
看起来不可思议 Looks amazing.
这是诅咒 It's cursed.
传统上说，任何造访塔纳罗得的未婚夫妇都不会有幸福的婚姻 Tradition says any unwed couple that visits Tanah Lot will never have happiness in marriage.
我爸不可能知道的 Well, my dad couldn't have known that.
我相信你是对的 I'm sure you're right.
哦,嘿 Well, hey.
我们先走了 Let's just go.
-你确定?-是的 - You sure? - Yeah.
我打赌一个诅咒可不能把我们搞得一团糟 Bet it would take a lot more than a curse to mess us up.
也许其他情侣就没这么幸运了 Maybe other couples who aren't so lucky.
显然，这里被称为蛇洞 Apparently, these are called the snake caves.
哦,我的上帝远离阳光的感觉真好 Oh, my God. It feels so good to get out of the sun.
感觉我的宿醉还在宿醉 Feel like my hangover has a hangover.
你在做什么? What are you doing?
格鲁吉亚? Georgia?
是吗? Yes?
我爱你 I love you.
你既美丽又善良 You are gorgeous and kind.
有趣的和聪明的 Funny and smart.
你是我想要和需要的一切 You're everything I could ever want and need.
你愿意嫁给我吗? Will you marry me?
哦哇,保罗 Oh. Whoa, Paul.
我很……我很感动，而且…现在还觉得恶心 I'm so... I'm so touched and... and nauseous right now.
嗯…我该怎么说呢? Um... Uh, how do I put this?
嗯,大卫……大卫昨晚在我房间过的夜 Um, David... David spent the night in my room last night.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我知道 I know.
哦 Oh.
男人不穿瑜伽裤，即使在做瑜伽的时候 Men don't wear yoga pants, uh, even when they do yoga.
哦好的 Oh. Okay.
我是说，天啊，什么都没发生 I mean, oh, my God, nothing happened.
不是那样的永远不会是那样的 It's not like that. It would just never be like that.
-停止它阻止它 -好的好的 - Stop it. Stop it. - Okay. Okay.
-我相信你 -好的谢谢你！ - I trust you. - Okay. Thank you.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我…我相信你 I... I trust you.
是的谢谢你！ Yeah. Thank you.
你怎么这么奇怪? Why are you being weird?
我想我可能被什么东西咬了 I think maybe I just got bit by something.
真的吗? Really?
哦,一条蛇 Oh, a snake.
哦……哦，那不好 Oh... oh, that's no good.
哦,狗屎 Oh, shit.
哦哦,我的上帝 Oh. Oh, my God.
哦,我的上帝 Oh, my God.
-它是湿的-在哪里? - It's wet. - Uh, where is it?
我的天啊，在那儿!嗯，我们该怎么办? Oh, my God, there it is! Um, what do we do?
-我们该怎么办?嗯… -做点什么 - What do we do? Uh... - Do something.
好的嗯… -任何东西 -嗯…好的 Okay. Um... - Anything. - Uh... Okay.
你真了不起 You're amazing.
我认为……我想我已经拿到大部分了 I think... I think I got most of it.
我想我已经拿到大部分了 I think I got most of it.
我刚给他吃的药会让他四肢发麻还有点头晕，但不会持久 Well, he will experience some numbness in his extremities and a little wooziness from the pills I just gave him, but no lasting effect.
不像被海豚咬了 Not like getting bit by a dolphin.
好吧 All right.
你救了我的命 You saved my life.
我真的没有 I really didn't.
我们刚刚听到什么是冒险 We just heard. What an adventure.
你还好吗?我很好 Are you okay? I'm okay.
多亏了我的勇士女王 Thanks to my warrior queen.
-我的格鲁吉亚 -好的 - My Georgia. - Okay.
-你在说什么? -嗯? - What are you talking about? - Hmm?
蛇 Snakes.
嗯 Hmm.
我们应该让他睡觉 We should let him sleep.
他会好起来的，但别再那么做了 He's going to be fine, but don't do that again.
好的大卫让的车子走了 All right. DAVID andLet's go.
-是的 -哦好的-好的 - Yeah. - Oh. Okay. -Okay.
我们会让你休息的，好吗? We'll let you get some rest, okay?
但是别担心我就呆在这儿 But don't worry. I'll stay right here.
你还记得我问你的那个重要问题吗? Oh, oh, oh, you remember that important thing that I asked you?
哦,是的是的 Oh, yeah. Yep.
他问你什么了? What'd he ask you?
嫁给他 To marry him.
-太棒了! -什么? - That's wonderful! - What?
也许并不适合所有人 Maybe not for everybody.
抱歉，我知道他人很好，但是…友善有什么不好? Sorry, I get that he's nice and all, but... What's wrong with nice?
只是再过几年，你就得求着看油漆干了 Uh, only that after a couple more years of it, you'll be begging to watch paint dry.
-请问?-我是说，妈妈，你很了不起，很有教养，很坚强，很聪明，很漂亮，但是你…和他在一起，你从来都不是最好的自己 - Excuse me? - I mean, Mom, you're-you're so amazing and educated, tough, smart and beautiful, but you're... you're never your best self with him.
但是，他很善良，他有一双好眼睛，但这还不够 But yeah, he's kind and he's got those eyes, but it's not enough.
被爱和爱不一样 Being loved is not the same as loving.
还有，那件令人惊讶的事? Plus, the who-whole surprising thing?
其实我们之间就隔着一道帘子，所以我都听到了 It's actually just a curtain between us, so I heard all of that.
我感觉很糟糕 I feel bad.
她没说她答应了 Well, she didn't say she said yes.
如果她这么做了，你会怎么想? How would you feel if she did?
就像听说一个几乎不怎么联系的老朋友要结婚了 Like hearing an old friend you barely talk to anymore is getting married.
你为他们感到高兴，但是…你觉得没必要买礼物 You're happy for them, but... you don't feel the need to buy a gift.
你们什么时候成了老朋友了? Since when were you guys old friends?
啊 Ah.
事情就是这样 That's the way it goes.
事情发生…事情会改变，你会继续前进 Stuff happens... things change, and you move on.
就继续前进 Just move on.
她没资格告诉我该怎么做 She doesn't get to tell me what to do.
你能相信吗?我很抱歉,宝贝 Can you believe it? I'm sorry, baby.
我有点头晕我应该相信吗? I'm a little woozy. Am I supposed to believe it?
-没有 -没有是的,我不能 - No. - No. Right, I can't.
我知道你觉得我是个伪君子 I know you're thinking I'm a hypocrite.
我是- - - ?-你可能是对的 - Am I? - And you're probably right.
-哦很好-我们凭什么说莉莉不知道什么是对自己最好的? - Oh. Good. - I mean, who are we to say that Lily doesn't know what's best for herself?
如果她真的这么做了，如果她真的确定她爱别人也被人爱，那么……哦，大卫和他们在一起 And if she does, if she's truly definitively certain that she loves and is loved, then... Oh, David is with them.
大卫现在和格德和莉莉在一起 David is with Gede and Lily now.
对，这样他就能拆散他们了 Oh, right, so he can break them up.
不，我不想让他拆散他们 No, I don't want him to break them up.
这该死的药 Damn this medication.
我得做点什么 I have to do something.
把这个 Take this.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我很抱歉这会帮助你入睡 I'm sorry. This will help you sleep.
好的酷 All right. Cool.
感觉更好 Feel better.
你知道，我是一名训练有素的商业飞行员 You know, I'm a highly trained commercial pilot.
我可以几个星期不睡觉 I can go weeks without sleep.
地球上最好的地方 The best place on Earth.
GEDE:嗯，说句公道话，我并没有去过所有其他的地方 GEDE Well, to be fair, I haven't been to all the other places.
你妈妈会嫉妒死的 Your mother's gonna be so jealous.
一有信号我就给她发照片 I'll send her a picture as soon as I get a signal.
没有必要 No need.
妈妈嘿 Mom. Hey.
之前的事我很抱歉 Hey, I'm so sorry about before.
我想我只是很惊讶 I guess I was just surprised.
当然，你的选择是你的选择 Of course your choices are your choices.
我还没做任何选择呢 Well, I haven't made any choices yet.
哦 Oh.
好的 Okay.
嗨,绅士 Hi, gents. Mm.
保罗还好吗? Is, uh, Paul okay?
他睡觉 He's sleeping.
你怎么知道? How can you tell?
天啊，看看这风景 God, look at this view.
莉莉是的 LILY Yeah.
那是我的船吗? Is that my boat?
漂流吗? Is it drifting?
不，只是随波逐流而已 Nah, it's just rising with the tide.
这是浮动的 It's floating away.
-你把我的船系好了?-是啊，我系的 - You did tie my boat off? - Yeah, I tied it.
把它绑在一根木头上 Tied it to a log.
那不是很好 That's not good.
我们离最近的村庄有多远? How far are we from the nearest village?
太远了，走不动另外，天快黑了 Too far to walk. Plus, it's getting dark.
我还是收不到信号 I still can't get a signal.
我们该怎么办? What are we gonna do?
今晚在这里宿营 Camp here for the night.
很多人来看日出，所以我们可以赶上我们的婚礼 A lot of people come to see the sunrise, so we can get a ride in time for our wedding.
能行吗? Is that gonna work?
是啊，还有好几个小时呢 Yeah, with hours to spare.
乔治娅，你能和莉莉生个火吗? Uh, Georgia, can you and Lily build a fire?
嗯，在，是的 Uh, on it, yeah.
科顿先生，你和我去找点吃的 Mr. Cotton, you and I will track down some food.
嗯什么样的食物? Hmm. What kind of food?
我在附近见过一些野猪 I've seen some wild pigs around.
我们得做矛 We'll have to make spears.
嗯 Hmm.
什么?我可以打猎我可以成为一个猎人 What? I can hunt. I can be a hunter.
如何让这部分更尖? How do you make that part pointier?
我对这种情况印象深刻……是的 I am impressed with this situation... Yeah.
我包里还有火柴 And I have, uh, matches in my bag.
好的 Okay.
你知道吗，我觉得我以前从来没有成功生火过 You know, I don't think I've actually successfully started a fire before.
哦,真的吗? Oh, really?
那你八岁生日呢? What about your eighth birthday, hmm?
哦，好吧，不是故意的 Oh, well, never on purpose.
哦,上帝我们有一些很好的聚会 Oh, God. We had some good parties.
你还记得你十岁生日吗? Do you remember your tenth birthday?
妈妈?-小丑来了，他喝醉了? Mom? -And the clown came and he was drunk?
不，他是个魔法师，但他是…妈妈 No, he was a magician, but he was... Mom.
大卫好了你是最接近的 DAVID All right. You're the closest.
我觉得它离你比离我近 I think it's closer to you than me.
好的嘿 Okay. Hey.
在我的计算好吗? On my count. Okay?
一个 One.
三 Three.
爸爸! Dad!
你在做什么?我们绝对做到了 What are you doing? We absolutely had it.
我真不敢相信你 I cannot believe you.
是你把它吓跑的 You're the one that scared it away.
我说的不是这个 That is not what I'm talking about.
-你在说什么?-她找到戒指了 - What are you talking about? - She found the rings.
真的吗? Really?
太好了在哪里? That's great. Where?
在妈妈的袋子里 In Mom's bag.
我知道它 I knew it.
什么? What?
我知道它 I knew it.
她显然不是一个人在工作，因为… -等等,什么?-你落在包里了? And she obviously wasn't working alone, because... - Wait, what? - You left it in the bag?
等等,等等,等等你知道是什么意思? Wait, wait, wait. Wh-What do you mean, you knew?
我该拿他们怎么办?扔掉它 What was I supposed to do with them? Throw it away.
在哪里?我很抱歉我不能告诉你 Where? -I'm sorry. I couldn't tell you.
垃圾桶里，海里，任何地方，就是…哦,我的上帝 In the trash, in the ocean, anywhere but... Oh, my God.
你能不能别再提戒指了? Can you just stop talking about the rings, please?
我真不敢相信会发生这种事 I cannot believe that this is happening.
我自己的父母一直试图破坏我的婚礼，而我的fiancé知道这件事，却懒得告诉我 My own parents have been trying to sabotage my wedding, and my fiancé knew about it and didn't bother to tell me.
我们只是想做对你最好的事 We were just trying to do what's best for you.
是啊，但你根本不尊重我的意见 Yeah, but you had no respect for my opinion of what that might be.
你就像所有的父母一样，表现得好像你给孩子的建议是为了他们好，但实际上你所做的只是在和年轻愚蠢的自己说话，试图改写过去 You're just like all parents, acting like you're giving your kid this great advice for their own good, but all you're really doing is talking to your young, dumb selves, trying to rewrite the past
而不是做你25年前做的事 and not do whatever you did 25 years ago.
-那绝对不是真的-那是百分之百正确的 - That's absolutely not true. - That's a hundred percent true.
我无法告诉你我有多希望当时有人能理解我，阻止我犯下人生中最大的错误 And I can't tell you how much I wish someone had been able to get through to me back then, stop me from making the greatest mistake of my life.
我是你这辈子最大的错误? I'm the greatest mistake of your life?
不是你我 Not you. Me.
我的错误 I'm the mistake.
嘿 Hey.
你觉得我们跟丢她了吗? Do you think we've lost her?
她很生气 She's pretty pissed.
我会和她谈谈的我会告诉她这是我的主意 I'll talk to her. I'll tell her it was my idea.
是我说服你的 I talked you into it.
如果我听了你的话，我们就不会这么做了 And if I'd listened to you, we wouldn't have done it.
她会没事的 She'll be fine.
你不是一个错误 You weren't a mistake.
你不是 You weren't.
这么多年来大家都说你是罪魁祸首 It's been the story for years that you were the one to blame.
这不是真的 It's not true.
我…喜欢做妈妈 I... was loving being a mom.
但我……开始觉得我失去了自我，我想…如果我和你在一起，也许有一天我会…完全认不出我自己 But I... started to feel like I was losing who I was, and I thought... if I stayed with you, maybe one day I would... not recognize myself at all.
这是一个错误 That was the mistake.
不是你 Not you.
你应该告诉我的 You should've told me.
你爸爸觉得你配得上比我更好的人 Well, your dad thinks you deserve better than me.
我爸觉得我比谁都配得上 My dad thinks I deserve better than anyone.
我也一样 So do I.
你为了留在这个岛上放弃了很多 You gave up a lot to stay on this island.
你知道我能理解 And you know I understand that.
那我呢? But what about me?
一年以后，十年以后……我对你来说还足够吗? In a year from now, ten years from now... will I still be enough for you?
你在开玩笑吗? Are you kidding me?
嘿，我们坐在这里，这里有月亮和瀑布 Hey, we're sitting here, and there's a moon and a waterfall.
我在这辈子最美丽的地方，而我能看到的只有你 I'm in the most beautiful place I've ever been in my life, and all I can look at is you.
这不是什么有开始有结束的夏天的事 This isn't some summer thing with a beginning and an end.
这是永远的 This is forever.
早.... Morning.
你怎么睡觉? How'd you sleep?
你知道的,在外面 You know, outside.
我想这是我在地球上最喜欢的新地方 I think this is my new favorite place on Earth.
-我排第二 -是吗? - Close second for me. - Yeah?
什么能打败它? What beats it?
我们在湖边的房子 Our place by the lake.
-是的-是的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
我还是时不时去那里 I still go there from time to time.
-真的吗? -嗯 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
天啊，他们在那里建了什么? God, what did they build there?
请不要说什么可怕的豪宅 Please don't say some hideous McMansion.
没有，还空着 No, it's still vacant.
嗯我想知道为什么没有人开发它 Huh. I wonder why nobody ever developed it.
因为它还是我的 'Cause I still own it.
我想把它卖了 I meant to sell it.
接受过一次邀请，但我做不到我只是… Took an offer once, but I couldn't do it. I just...
我不想这么做 I didn't want to.
你有一个…嗯,是的 You-you got a... Mm, yeah.
整个森林 An entire forest.
哦,不 Oh, no.
-不,不不 -不,不 - No, no. No. - No, no.
,就…哦! -不不,不 - Just... Oh! - Nope. No, no.
-是啊，那可不行 -这是坏的 - Oh, yeah, that would not work. - That's bad.
这行不通的 That's not gonna work.
因为我们在一个浪漫的地方…不，是莉莉的事…-一切都被强化了-是的 It's because we're in this romantic place and... No, it's the whole thing with Lily... - everything is heightened. - Yeah.
我是说，如果我们年轻点… -我们不是-我们不是 I mean, maybe if we were younger... - We're not. - Uh, which we're not.
我们知道更好我们知道更好很好，很好，很好 We know better. We know better. So, good, good, good.
我们可以做得更好很好很好太好了 We can do better. Good. Good. Great.
-好极了-好极了你知道吗? - Good and great. - Good and great. You know what?
-嗨嘿,嘿,嘿-好极了嘿,嘿,嘿 - Hey. Hey, hey, hey. - Good and great. Hey, hey, hey.
把你的手给我把你的手给我什么?哦 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. What? Oh.
-好的-就这样好的 - Okay. - Just like that. Okay.
妈妈爸爸哦!是吗? Mom. Dad. Oh! Yes?
-嗨你好-我们是你的父母 - Hey. Hi. - We're your parents.
我们骑了 We got rides.
好,好,好你好了 Well, well, well. Hello again.
或者我该说“再见”? Or should I say, "Ciao"?
♪哦，宝贝♪ ♪ Oh, babe ♪
♪我爱你♪ ♪ I love you. ♪
谢谢嘿 Thanks. Hey.
格鲁吉亚,嘿宝贝! Georgia, hey. Baby!
我很担心 I was so worried.
哦我们很好我们很好 Oh. We're fine. We're fine.
我只需要世界上最长的浴缸你好吗? I just need the world's longest bath. How are you?
你说的好好睡一觉是对的 You were right about getting some sleep.
我的两条腿几乎都能动了 I can almost move both my legs.
看，只有一只手臂在工作 And look, one functioning arm.
-你们去哪了?-说来话长这是……我们的船漂向大海 - Where have you guys been? - It's a long story. It's... Our boat drifted out to sea.
这故事并不长 That's not that long of a story.
是啊，如果你在场，那就说来话长了 Yeah, well, it felt like a long story if you were there.
-嗨你要去哪里? -莉莉 - Hey. Where are you going? - Lily.
去任的房间准备，因为今天下午，我就要结婚了 To Wren's room to get ready, because this afternoon, I'm getting married.
你要么同意，要么一路顺风回家 You can either get on board with that or have a nice flight home.
莉莉 Lily.
嘿 Hey.
-你的燕尾服，先生-哦 - Your tuxedo, sir. - Oh.
在那里 There.
你没事吧，先生? Are you okay, sir?
是的 Yeah.
一切显然都很棒 Everything is clearly terrific.
惊喜! Surprise!
你为什么要这么做? Why would you do that?
-我买了早午餐 -好的 - I got us brunch. - Okay.
你在外面多久了? How long have you been out here?
哦，没那么久 Oh, not so long.
哦哦，冷吗? Oh. Oh, is it cold?
我不知道怎么…你会在浴缸里泡多久 Oh, I-I wasn't sure how... how long you would stay in the bath.
现钞我一整天都会恐慌症发作的 Oof. I'm gonna be having that panic attack all day.
哦，哦，吃点东西吃somethi……好吧，也许不是鸡蛋 Oh, oh, eat something. Eat somethi... Well, maybe not the eggs.
它们有点凝固了但首先……什么? They're a little congealed. But first... What?
哦 Oh.
取两个 Take two.
-格鲁吉亚 -是吗? - Georgia. - Yes?
我爱你 I-I love you.
你美丽又善良……好吧,我……这次你不用下跪了 You are gorgeous and kind... Okay, I... You don't have to kneel this time.
-你要我站着吗?-是的，我知道我… -哦!哦! -哦!哦,来吧! - Oh, you want me to stand? - Yeah, I do. I... - Oh! Oh! - Oh! Oh, come on!
你还好吗?我年代……我去给你拿点冰块 Are you okay? I'm s... I'm-I'm gonna get you some ice.
不,我很好 No, I'm fine.
你真勇敢 You're so brave.
神 God.
天啊，好疼 Oh, my God, it hurts.
莉莉停止哭泣 LILY Stop crying.
我为什么要哭? Why would I cry?
我又不是要失去一个基本上可以代替我整个糟糕家庭的人 It's not like I'm losing someone who's basically a substitute for my entire terrible family.
我的睫毛膏可以吗? Is my mascara okay?
对一个小丑来说 Uh, for a clown.
让我帮助 Let me help.
你还记得我们毕业的时候吗? Do you remember when we graduated?
是的，因为那是两个月前的事了 Yes, because it was two months ago.
哦 Oh.
C夫人? Mrs. C?
接下来就交给你了 You're gonna have to take it from here.
我只是不能 I just can't.
嗨 Hi.
我可以吗? May I?
你骗了我 You lied to me.
我非常非常抱歉 I'm so, so sorry.
事实证明，父母愿意为他们的孩子做世界上的任何事，除了让他们做自己 It turns out a parent will do anything in the world for their kid except let them be exactly who they are.
你爸爸和我本来会不一样的 Your dad and I were gonna be different.
我们本该过得更好的 We were gonna be better than this.
我想做得更好 I wanted to be better than this.
没有人比你更好了，妈妈 There's no one better, Mom.
没有人 No one.
是的,有 Yes, there is.
哦,亲爱的爱你 Oh, sweetie. Love you.
你得为婚礼做准备了，是吧? Got to get you ready for that wedding, huh?
你现在有点一团糟我知道 You're kind of a mess right now. I know.
你是一个烂摊子你是我的混乱 You're a mess. You're my mess.
你能相信我没带什么衣服去参加婚礼吗? Can you believe I didn't bring anything to wear to a wedding?
婚礼本不应该举行的 There wasn't supposed to be a wedding.
看起来不像租来的 Doesn't look like a rental.
你打扮得很漂亮 You clean up pretty good.
好的 Okay.
哇 Wow.
看看我们的女孩 Look at our girl.
和自由! And free!
如此年轻，如此自由，如此充满汗水 So young, so free, so sweaty.
所以出汗 So sweaty.
是的 Yeah.
她是好的 She is good.
现在是最后一部分 -典礼-非常感谢 And now for the final part - of the ceremony. - Thank you so much.
格德会拿着刀刺穿露兜菊来表明他和莉莉准备好同居了 Gede will take the knife and strike it through this pandanus to show he and Lily will be ready to live together.
嗯… Uh...
Desa,卡拉,智利 Desa, kala, patra.
天时地利人和 Right place, right time, right circumstance.
抱歉，这三样我们都没有 Sorry, but we don't have all three.
乔治娅，科顿先生，我们需要你的支持，你的祝福，但我们没有 Georgia, Mr. Cotton, we needed your support, your blessing, and we don't have it.
当我把这把刀穿过这张垫子时，这是一种宣言，这首关于一个人的诗和我现在是一个家庭 When I push this knife through this mat, it is a declaration that this poem of a person and me are now a family.
没有你我们不能成为一个家 We can't be a family without you.
所以我求你，为了莉莉和我，否则我们就不结婚 So I ask you, please, for Lily and me, or we will not marry.
你不先跟我商量一下吗? You didn't want to run that by me first?
你也可以做困难的事 You can do the hard stuff, too.
嗯…你不需要我们的祝福 Um... You don't need our blessing.
我是说，你有 I mean, you have it.
在这里,但是…… It's here, but...
你们俩只需要彼此 All you two really need is each other.
如果你妈妈和我听了她糟糕的父母和我那些蠢朋友的话，莉莉就不会在这里了，我想我们都同意有了莉莉这个世界会更好 If your mother and I had listened to her awful parents or my dumb-ass friends, then Lily wouldn't be here at all, and I think we can all agree that the world's a lot better place with Lily in it.
所以,嗯… So, uh...
-是吗? -嗯 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm.
我是说，你妈妈和我是站在你这边的 I mean, your mother and I are on your side.
这两个你 Both of you.
现在和永远 Now and always.
是的 Yeah.
好吗? Shall we?
等待 Wait.
什么? What?
我只是在开玩笑就去做吧 I'm just kidding. Go for it.
这是我的女儿 That's my daughter.
你觉得如果我们踢了椰子几次，事情会不一样吗? Do you think if we'd kicked a coconut around a few times, things would have worked out differently for us?
我相信一些红白相间的绳子不会有什么坏处 I'm sure some red and white string couldn't have hurt.
保罗提出的 Paul proposed.
我知道 I know.
今天早上，他又求婚了 This morning, he-he re-proposed.
你说什么? What did you say?
我问他要冰块，因为他用头撞了我 I asked him for some ice because he headbutted me.
嗯 Hmm.
很多男人在那个时候都想要一个吻 A lot of guys would've gone in for a kiss at that point.
让我看看你的鼻子 Let me see your nose.
-让我们看看 - Let's see. - Mm.
我觉得你应该答应 I think you should say yes.
-保罗是个好人 -嗯 - Paul's a good guy. - Mm-hmm.
如果他能让你有我们幸福时的一半幸福…… And if he makes you half as happy as we were when we were happy...
那你应该答应 then you should say yes.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许我太老了，感觉不到年轻了 Maybe I'm too old to feel young anymore.
我…我想我错过了重要的东西，现在已经太晚了 I... think I missed something critical, and now it's too late.
嗯…在我看来，你看起来风华正茂 Well... you look like you're in your prime to me.
即使你有个歪鼻子 Even with that crooked nose.
-嗨-嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你在外面做什么? What are you doing out here?
看看这些垃圾 Just looking at this garbage.
你管这叫日落? You call that a sunset?
我属于这里 I belong here.
我知道 I know.
你愿意来和我跳舞吗? Will you come and dance with me?
我们去跳舞吧 Let's go dance.
哇它是如此安静 Wow. It's so quiet.
嗨 Hi.
-我吵醒你了吗? -没有 - Did I wake you? - No.
-我踢你了吗?-不不不 - Was I kicking? - No, no, no.
-天啊，我在踢你-不，你没有 - Oh, my God, I was kicking. - No, you weren't.
-你不是我是 -哦好吧 - You weren't. I was up. - Oh. All right.
嗯…渡轮今天下午才开 Um... Well, the ferry is only leaving this afternoon.
我想我们可以去冲浪 I guess we could go paddleboarding.
我不能嫁给你，保罗 I can't marry you, Paul.
不一定非得是板冲浪 It doesn't have to be paddleboarding.
哦 Oh.
-我做错什么了吗? -没有 - Did I do something wrong? - No.
没有,只是……它是错误的…时间，错误的地点，错误的女孩 No, it's just... It's the wrong... time, wrong place, wrong girl.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
-我也是 - Me, too. - Mm.
我不只是同意同意你的观点 And I'm not just agreeing to agree with you.
我还是要去冲浪 I'm still gonna go paddleboarding.
得到它! Get it!
踢它! Kick it!
哇! Whoa!
踢它! Kick it!
踢它 Kick it.
抓住它!抓住它!抓住它!抓住它! Hold it up! Hold it up! Hold it up! Hold it up!
不! No!
来吧,更多更多 Come on, more. More.
哦,福吉! Oh, fudge!
现在该走了……哦! Now it's going. Now it's go... Oh!
它走了！ It's going! It's going!
哇! Whoa!
保罗在哪? Where's Paul?
他在最后一刻飞抵河内 He had a last-minute hop to Hanoi.
他让我说再见 Uh, he said to say bye.
我告诉他我不会成功的 I told him it wasn't gonna work out for me.
对他来说为了我和他 For him. For m-me and him.
我说得比这更好 I said it better than that.
哦,妈妈 Oh, Mom.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
能不能把重点放在我身上? Can we make this a little more about me?
当然 Of course.
没有你我该怎么办? What am I gonna do without you?
我想把这些给你 I want you to have these.
我不介意你结婚，但我太年轻太漂亮了，不适合当阿姨 I was fine with you getting married, but I'm way too young and gorgeous to be an aunt.
-嗨-嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
好的好吧,老兄 All right. All right, kiddo.
好的 Okay.
爸爸 Dad.
哦,不没有哭 Oh, no. No crying.
好的我爱你 Okay. I love you.
我爱你 And I love you.
好吧 All right.
-好的 -再见 - All right. - Bye.
-你照顾好自己 -你 - You take care of yourself. - You, too.
我爱你 Mm. I love you.
我超级爱你 I super love you.
抱歉保罗 Sorry about Paul.
-不，你不是 -不是 - No, you're not. - Not really.
我会想她的 I'm gonna miss her.
是的 Yeah.
我知道她为什么喜欢这里了 I see why she likes it here.
是的,这很好 Yeah, it's good.
我可以在这里待上一段时间 I could see spending some time here.
有一天 Someday.
为什么要把好东西留到以后呢? Why save the good stuff for later?
是的 Yeah.
什么? What?
-是吗?-是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我不会让她把自己的生活浪费在一个住在世界上最美丽地方的超级帅哥身上 I won't let her throw her life away on some insanely handsome guy who happens to live in the most beautiful place on Earth.
是的，我知道这听起来很奇怪，但我还是对的 And yes, I do know how that sounds, but I'm still right.
削减 Cut.
我们有行动 We got action.
约翰,你准备好了吗? John, you ready?
嘿，约翰准备好了 Hey, John is ready.
♪流动的回忆，把你带回来 ♪ Memories that flow, bringing you back again ♪
♪伤害我越来越深…♪ ♪ Hurting me more and more... ♪
阻止它 Stop it.
我们有客人 We have guests.
-大爱 -爱爱你 - Big love. - Love it. Love you.
-爱,爱-我创造了你 - Love, love. - I made you.
削减 Cut.
-哇 -对,妈妈?妈妈? - Wow. - Right, moms? Right, moms?
♪这颗老心，亲爱的，为你而脆弱……♪ ♪ This old heart, darling, is weak for you... ♪
♪98瓶啤酒在墙上♪ ♪ 98 bottles of beer on the wall ♪
♬98瓶啤酒…♪ ♪ 98 bottles of beer... ♪
香槟 Champagne.
请给我两个把瓶子留下 Two, please. Just leave the bottle.
谢谢 Thanks.
还有呕吐袋和剃刀 And a barf bag and a razor.
♪开始跌倒♪ ♪ Start a-falling down ♪
总带着半吻…♪ ♪ Always with half a kiss... ♪
和行动 And action.
什么? What?
尽管我试着控制自己…♪ ♪ Though I try to control myself... ♪
我就知道我被陷害了 I knew I was getting set up.
好的,等待我…等,可以…我得拍张照片 Okay, wait. I... Wait, can... I have to take a picture.
优雅的 Classy.
你要吸管吗? You want a straw?
你想要结肠造口袋吗? You want a colostomy bag?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
爱你就像…像这样多 Love you like... like this much.
喜欢你长得像我 Love that you look just like me.
很高兴你没有 Glad you don't.
-你明白我的意思吗? -这是正确的 - Do you understand me? - That's right.
哦香槟 Oh. Champagne.
请 -两个-别管瓶子了 - Two, please. - Just leave the bottle.
哦! Oh!
狗屎! Shit!
你还好吗?忘记它 Are you okay? Forget about it.
就是乔治·克鲁尼我们还有一个 It's just George Clooney. We have another one.
1 - 800 -布拉德-皮特 1-800-Brad-Pitt.
♪你需要我的时候，我就是你的 ♪ I'm yours whenever you want me ♪
♬我没有骄傲到要喊出来 ♪ I'm not too proud to shout it ♪
♪告诉全世界，因为我♪ ♪ Tell the world about it 'cause I ♪
♬我爱你 ♪ I love you ♪
这颗老心，亲爱的，对你来说是脆弱的 ♪ This old heart, darling, is weak for you ♪
♬我爱你 ♪ I love you ♪
这颗老心，亲爱的，对你来说是脆弱的 ♪ This old heart, darling, is weak for you ♪
-♪亲爱的，我是♪♪我爱你♪ - ♪ Darling, I'm ♪ - ♪ I love you ♪
-♬为你脆弱的♬-♬这颗老心♬ - ♪ Weak for you ♪ - ♪ This old heart ♪
-♬亲爱的，我是♬-♬亲爱的♬ - ♪ Darling, I'm ♪ - ♪ Darling ♪
-♬为你疯狂♬-♬为你软弱♬ - ♪ Mad about you ♪ - ♪ Is weak for you ♪
-♪亲爱的，我是♪♪我爱你♪ - ♪ Darling, I'm ♪ - ♪ I love you ♪
-♬为你而软弱♬-♬是的，我愿意♬ - ♪ Weak for you ♪ - ♪ Yes, I do ♪
♪亲爱的，我是♪ ♪ Darling, I'm ♪
-♬是的，我喜欢♬-♬为你疯狂♬ - ♪ Yes, I do ♪ - ♪ Mad about you ♪
-♪亲爱的，我是♪♪我爱你♪ - ♪ Darling, I'm ♪ - ♪ I love you ♪
-♬为你而软弱♬-♬是的，我愿意♬ - ♪ Weak for you ♪ - ♪ Yes, I do ♪
-♬亲爱的，我是♬-♬亲爱的，是♬ - ♪ Darling, I'm ♪ - ♪ Darling, is ♪
♪为你疯狂♪为你软弱♪ - ♪ Mad about you ♪ - ♪ Weak for you ♪
♪亲爱的,我...♪ ♪ Darling, I'm... ♪